The only reason the fire department may show up is because EMT's were also dispatched.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Pedophile Patrick S. Tomlinson has faked another swatting
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Apparently the APB noted that the subject appears to be fat so they assumed he was going to have some medical incident or other
I wonder if the responders ever say "don't fucking tweet pity stories about it, you fat scum, it encourages the swatter"
What's if the PD are the ones putting Swat calls just for fun?
The thing about that, sweetie, is how many of those people have an arrest record for threatening to kill their ex-wives and unborn children?
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This faggot just keeps oinking fatly into the void. Oink into the void even more, you great big fat person.
Oh good!
I love when his clueless followers try to make helpful suggestions. "Have you considered telling the police about your situation?" That fucking drives him crazy.
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Maybe he's swatting himself to avoid going to the gym. 9D Raven psych chess.
Maybe they figure they can use Pat for free swat training exercises
I don't doubt Pat. These swattings are as real as the threaTening phone call he got from Canyon Boykin.
It is getting to the point where a stlaker should just call up MKE impersonating as pat to request to be put on a special exemption lord knows Pat loves wasting their time
Pat, let me speak to you as a fellow millenial:
No cap, I genuinely hope that whoever is responsible for "SWATTing" you (the fuck is that extra T even doing, you buxom hillbilly?), I hope they are all caught and convicted and given the absolute maximum prison sentence.
The reason I hope this (no cap) is because I'm fairly convinced it is either you, someone you know, or some bad actor using you as a fatsy toward other ends (eg getting KF shut down).
PS you have breasts and look like if Humpty Dumpty attempted and failed to pledge a fraternity.
No cap, I genuinely hope that whoever is responsible for "SWATTing" you (the fuck is that extra T even doing, you buxom hillbilly?), I hope they are all caught and convicted and given the absolute maximum prison sentence.
The reason I hope this (no cap) is because I'm fairly convinced it is either you, someone you know, or some bad actor using you as a fatsy toward other ends (eg getting KF shut down).
PS you have breasts and look like if Humpty Dumpty attempted and failed to pledge a fraternity.
@ConcernedFruit is the most self aware username I've ever seen in the Pativerse.
I would have thought this guy was one of you, then again it would probably be @standalonefruit
Pat, I'm so sorry. Can't the police put some kind of Post-it note on their computer to remind them not to keep coming to your address? 
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This really isn't funny anymore but maybe the 29th fake swating will get my ribs again
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He's googling no cap right now and he'll use it in a Tweet within a week. Probably the first time he tries he'll fuck it up like he did with "slaps".
He can’t remember if it’s the third or fourth time if the fire dept has been there because he can’t get his stories straight. What a liar