Patrick is very sensiTive about his car

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Jesus Christ, Rick, you had to type that.

I fucking lost it when I read "you are not a mechanic, child." Rick continues to top himself.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

His POS Mustang has a 3:73 ratio gears in the rear, a 2008 F250 the standard rear ratio is 3:73

 

[Clint Ruin]

It's a car. A fucking car. Not even a rare, exotic or imported car. A very basic bitch edition of the Mustang that is considered less valuable and less collectible than the Transformers edition Camaro from 2007.
It's so odd that it's subjects such as this, his high school experiences and his weight that really get beneath his skin and get him oinking.

You could say the most heinous things about Niki to him, and only get a "No, child" in response. Why? She means less to him than his image of himself.

The name "Bullitt" doesn't even mean shit to people younger than 70. The target demo for that car was mid-life crisis boomers who used to watch the original bullitt in theaters. No one even remotely close to his age gives a shit, I don't know how he ever got it in his head that it was a bragging point.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Bullitt's are fag cars. Triumph's are fag bikes.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's legitimately disturbing how insane he is.

 

[Will Tate]

Today I went to Lowe's to pick up some stuff for the area I cleared out in our basement that I can use as a workshop area. Got some lights and other odd supplies. Spent the afternoon getting shit stuff set up, then started on a couple projects I've had in mind. Right now I'm waiting for some paint and primer to dry before moving on to the next steps.
How's this asshole spending his Sunday? Texting his 80s Action Pat dialogue to a complete stranger. Like it makes the slightest goddamn bit of difference. If nothing else Pat's purpose in the universe is so everyone else on Earth can look at him and think, "Yeah, at least I'm not that retard."

 

[Raymond]

This is some first rate pig wrangling. I don't know dick about cars but I assume you were deliberately wrong and just pushing buttons. It was very interesting to see how Pat acts when he's objectively in the right for a change.

 

[BudDickman]

This is some first rate pig wrangling. I don't know dick about cars but I assume you were deliberately wrong and just pushing buttons. It was very interesting to see how Pat acts when he's objectively in the right for a change.

Agreed. I think @MoonRocksClear just cracked the pig-cipher.

 

[IanHalperin]

Fucking retard keeps replying because this is the closest thing to a conversation he can have with a human being, stlaker child.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Yeah. That's why a couple of the tribe issued a court order telling his porcine ass to pay Quasi.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Hell yeah

 

[guest]

There is no bill, stlaker. It is a judgemenT. Sorry you're sTupid. I can'T help you.

Quasi is going to post receipts of Fatrick's payments, and there will be court files detailing his bankruptcy, and he will still be insisting "No, child. That is not a thing that happened. You are just cripplingly stupid."

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

His POS Mustang has a 3:73 ratio gears in the rear, a 2008 F250 the standard rear ratio is 3:73

steeper gears in the pumpkin

 

[guest]

"Go count your cylinders"

Really got my ribs.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Bet it's an automatic shift too

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

Have you noticed that when he refers to the money he owes he always says "we"?

"We don't owe money to quasi"

 

[RoTheHo69]

Bullitt's are fag cars. Triumph's are fag bikes.

Simple as.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

steeper gears in the pumpkin

Of course he says that but can't come up with a number, it is steeper than base model, I had a 2001 s-10 blazer that had same ratio

 

[Chive Turkey]

Have you noticed that when he refers to the money he owes he always says "we"?

"We don't owe money to quasi"

Cause Nikki's also liable to pay if Rick can't because of their sham marriage. Rick knows and anticipates this. It's a tacit admission that the bill is real and that he's aware of what's going to happen next.

Patrick is a complete dolt who can't stop contradicting himself in the same fucking sentence.

 

[guest]

Next time someone has his attention please send him the screen cap of the judgment and ask where the lie is.