Patrick is very sensiTive about his car

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some reddit guy on r/cars posted these

 

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[Nick Gerlips]

I hope he wraps that fagmobile around a telephone pole.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I kinda noticed in the Josiah part 5 that the more childish and silly Josiah's responses were the more immediate the pig's programming jumped into a childish reply back.
It seems Patrick-talk really gets under Patrick's skin, i guess that's why he does it so much. Calling him swear words(that n-word, the f-word) doesn't work, calling him a child etc does

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Dropping the bit when you knew you had him was a great move brotherman. Misspelling his cars name and model needs to become a thing.

 

[guest]

How fucking retarded do you have to be to get a text message calling you a little submissive cuck and fat loser and think “I’m going to engage with this person for as long as they respond to me”?

 

[Brooke Shields]

also has there ever been a better example of that allegory "Don't wrestle with a pig"

 

[guest]

It's pretty typical of stalking victims to get in long pointless arguments like this with their abusers. What a fat faggot.

 

[guest]

Well at least one of his "cyberstalkers" now has been set straight on Bullitt Mustangs.

He really is addicted to us. His narcissistic minds loves all the attention.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

As hostile as he sounds, he now lives for this contact.

Fatty really is a broken loser.

 

[Caverlock]

"I bought a shitty V6 named Sewwwzin."

 

[Udders]

Maybe ol' Technicality Tomlinson thinks he owes Quasis lawyers and not Quasi himself. Either way his idiocy is infuriating. I'm surprised he can feed himself, fucking pants shitting retard he is.

 

[Clint Ruin]

The Bullitt is a shitty replica car that was sold exclusively to rubes based on late sixties nostalgia. They discontinued them for a reason, no one bought them but a handful of try-hards that wanted to feel like Steve McQueen.

If you brag about owning a Bullitt and it's not an original, then you're a fucking poser.

 

[peckafacce]

It's amazing how simple basic trolling sends him to an autistic rage. He was so hurt when you stopped texting him.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I like how Patrick thinks that there's no cost to him for using lawyers. Sure Pig, there's plenty of lawyers willing to work for free on your embarrassment of a case that tried to compromise the First Amendment.

Also, how long did this exchange go on for?

 

[AntSucks]

This exchange should be studied in political science classes. This is basically what media uses to keep people addicted and arguing all the time. Give them something pointless and stupid to feel superior about and they will never stop.

 

[Clint Ruin]

For reference, a modern bullitt sells for under $20k. That's with few miles. With over 150k miles, it's under $10k. Your grandmother's Mazda is worth more.

 

[Meownaw]

He is deranged and most importantly fat. He always has to have the last word.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's a car. A fucking car. Not even a rare, exotic or imported car. A very basic bitch edition of the Mustang that is considered less valuable and less collectible than the Transformers edition Camaro from 2007.
It's so odd that it's subjects such as this, his high school experiences and his weight that really get beneath his skin and get him oinking.

You could say the most heinous things about Niki to him, and only get a "No, child" in response. Why? She means less to him than his image of himself.

 

[SensibleKeks]

How can he call himself a mustang enthusiast when he admittingly can't even handle a V8 engine? Embarrassing.