Pat reveals his body count

[TorquieTwoBeers]

• Technicality Tomlinson "got laid more post-divorce than he did before it" doesn't mean number of parters. Him and Niki just had a lot of gross sex
• The only specific women he's ever mentioned being with are 1) woman he lost his virginity to after Star Wars 2) Ade 3) Niki. He shares every detail of his life online but there's not even a whisper about any other woman, just vague implications
• Related, but this site has never uncovered another woman or relationship. Caverlock has uncovered tons of info as have plenty of other posters. His family tree was recently released. The newspaper article from his dad's drunk driving incident from like 50 years ago was found. Yet not so much as a photo of him with a woman other than Niki and Ade has shown up. No Facebook friend or interaction, nothing.

Claims he's been with 17 women yet there is no evidence for it despite his entire life being exposed. Fuckin ponderous, man.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Even if this obvious lie was true that means Pat fucked a bunch of chicks in the two months after Ade, saw fat Niki and decided "I'm gonna marry that gal." I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life than find out what Niki smells like in the morning.

 

[Caverlock]

MM_Schill wrote a post about how there are tons of disgusting (even by her standards) "poly" sex pests at these Sci-Fi/Fantasy conventions.

She was doing it to brag about what a hot babe she is, but the specific events she referenced seemed genuine (not someone else's projected onto a wall and painted over).

I wish I had archived it before she locked down.

 

[Reginald The Florist]

He’s pulling a Technicality Tomlinson here.

He was asked how many people he “touched below the belt in the dark”. That question is ambiguous enough that Patrick has no choice but to TT it. Combine that with him being in an internet argument and it’s literally impossible for him not to. He’s counting literally any experience where he was in the dark and touched someone below the belt.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Guys c'mon, he's the steam room queen of MKE he's been with maybe three women, but he could very easily have a dozen or so gym friends that he keeps his membership up to date for

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Mr Badgers' life being over because Pat and Niki aren't swingers doesn't seem fair to me.

If we help him get into the swinging scene do you think that'll help Mr Badger avoid prison?

 

[guest]

He'll always be the awkward, sexually confused fat guy at the party.
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"No child. Never been awkward. Never been sexually confused. Never been fat. Wrong as always. I'm the life of every party I'm invited to, which is dozens every week. Sorry you're so cripplingly stupid."

 

[cliveowen]

I'm not a reptile guy at all. I'll handle them and they don't creep me out or anything, I just don't get owning one. You pay for it for it's whole life and you don't get an ounce of affection or loyalty from it ever.

This describes Nikki's relationship with her lizards and husband