Pat reveals his body count

[Sue Lightning]

Bzzzzzzt wrong again. It was the three months inbetween marriages. Word on the street is he racked up double digits in HJ’s

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Technicality Tomlinson wins again. I only said my first DATE after my divorce was with my second wife, I didn’t say my first sex after my divorce. Sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Pat squeezed in 15 partners in that two month spell between Ade and Niki.

More like fifteen partners squeezed into him.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Sex Pat is the fucking worst.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Bzzzzzzt wrong again. It was the three months inbetween marriages. Word on the street is he racked up double digits in HJ’s

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He is so insecure.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

17? Come on Pat. Stop it

Even so, who actually cares? If it’s 2, that’s fine. I have super religious friends who waited to marriage and some of them are 10X the alpha chad as some of my buddies who’ve been with 100+ are. You know why? Because they’re not trying to impress anyone. The number of women they’ve slept with is their decision and they own it.

Regardless, 17 is a lie and you’re pathetic for acting like it’s impressive you fat asshole.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He'll always be the awkward, sexually confused fat guy at the party.

 

[Sputnik]

The number isn’t high but I’ve def lost count of the women I’ve hooked up with. Also I’ve only had one, one night stand because when you do something well you get to do it again. So who cares about “body count” when you can book a cabin in bend and fuck five times a day?

Pat is definitely a sex haver though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh no. Poor Toothless.
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I'm not a reptile guy at all. I'll handle them and they don't creep me out or anything, I just don't get owning one. You pay for it for it's whole life and you don't get an ounce of affection or loyalty from it ever.

Having said that, is a bearded dragon not like a hamster style starter pet you'd get for a kid to give them some responsibilities and not one an adult would go for? A guy I knew years ago had a whole room full of actual cool reptiles and then he had one that had free roam of most of his house. It was big and it looked like a black and yellow komodo dragon from what I remember. It mostly just chilled in front of the woodstove but it had bit people before and his dog stayed away from it. It didn't even look like it had teeth but it could apparently take a surprising chunk out of you. If I was gonna get a lizard I think I'd want a big cool one like that and not some motionless pussy thing.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Lets also remember that in 1997 he was in Westfield. A tiny town with a small population.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Easy if he went to college and wasn't a mutant. But he didn't and he is.

It's pretty easy to rack that up in Canada playing hockey at a certain level if you're either a good player and/or a fighter. Puck bunnies are very real. Poor piggy's never played a sport in his life though. And I don't even mean he never played in a league, I'm willing to bet he's never even just played a game of anything with a group of other kids after school, which is actually an amazing feat. I don't give a shit about basketball and I suck at it but I played a ton of it as a kid just because that's what my friends were doing.

 

[guest]

It's pretty easy to rack that up in Canada playing hockey at a certain level if you're either a good player and/or a fighter. Puck bunnies are very real. Poor piggy's never played a sport in his life though. And I don't even mean he never played in a league, I'm willing to bet he's never even just played a game of anything with a group of other kids after school, which is actually an amazing feat. I don't give a shit about basketball and I suck at it but I played a ton of it as a kid just because that's what my friends were doing.

It's pretty easy to lay at least that many in the first semester of college, at least it was. You have Fresher's Week. Everyone's drunk. A new one every night. You've got girls from small towns and villages who've never been away from home and are desperate to let loose. Add average to above average looks, drunk and dumb youthful confidence and a mercenary attitude and 15 in 3 months is very doable. Not being a FFWBT is a must though

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

So he is saying he racked up 15 from 1997 to 02 and that was before there was even online dating sites. Not buying it.


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Also he grew up in a town of about a thousand people. Numbers don’t add up!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's pretty easy to lay at least that many in the first semester of college, at least it was. You have Fresher's Week. Everyone's drunk. A new one every night. You've got girls from small towns and villages who've never been away from home and are desperate to let loose. Add average to above average looks, drunk and dumb youthful confidence and a mercenary attitude and 15 in 3 months is very doable. Not being a FFWBT is a must though

Those toga parties go hard, child.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Those toga parties go hard, child.

He's simultaneously fat and scrawny here. How did I ever not see this.

 

[guest]

If Patrick really is a swinger I could see 15 disgusting WorldCon she/theys getting it when they lay out the rubber sheet

 

[Cptbaldopie]

That’s what’s ever weirder - he’s married yet needs to tell the internet how many people he’s had sex with and that his wife was a “one night stand” even though he tried for months to get her attention which isn’t a one night stand.

It’s either he’s an insane sociopath that doesn’t care about other peoples feelings or his wife is a huge retard with the lowest self-respect I’ve ever seen.

Probably both.

 

[guest]

Those toga parties go hard, child.

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What a stabbable flank. In Minecraft

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

 

[Honey Badger]

Sorry, I am retard.

Where's the actual reveal?

You are a retard.

But in fairness, I did leave out the screenshot Salt of the Earth Badger is referencing which is what Pat is confirming. So here they are all together:

 

[NigelCumia]

Interesting. So that gives 1997-2002 as Pat's pussy slaying time. When he was living at home with Papa Clown and Mama Raven and working a series of low-end jobs. Sure, Pat.

I believe this was the point he was simultaneously an outcast for his geeky interests and running through high school pussy, depending on whom he's speaking to