Pat reveals his body count

[guest]

I do actually think they're swingers or in some weird gross community for people with herpes.

 

[Caverlock]

He went to the big r/cummingonfigurines meet-up dressed as Sailor Moon and took a 15-man bukkake.

It counts, child.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I'm not a reptile guy at all. I'll handle them and they don't creep me out or anything, I just don't get owning one. You pay for it for it's whole life and you don't get an ounce of affection or loyalty from it ever.

Having said that, is a bearded dragon not like a hamster style starter pet you'd get for a kid to give them some responsibilities and not one an adult would go for? A guy I knew years ago had a whole room full of actual cool reptiles and then he had one that had free roam of most of his house. It was big and it looked like a black and yellow komodo dragon from what I remember. It mostly just chilled in front of the woodstove but it had bit people before and his dog stayed away from it. It didn't even look like it had teeth but it could apparently take a surprising chunk out of you. If I was gonna get a lizard I think I'd want a big cool one like that and not some motionless pussy thing.

and all he ever did was put the stupid thing places to pose it for pictures, or made it sit on his sloped non existent shoulders to hold on for dear life. It's not like he'd actually let it do it's own thing. And it probably died but he didnt seem to have any heat lamp.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Bzzzzzzt wrong again. It was the three months inbetween marriages. Word on the street is he racked up double digits in HJ’s

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Sure, Jen.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Imagine giving a fuck what anyone thinks about your body count in general. Imagine caring enough to respond to complete Xitter strangers you know hate you and will never, ever believe you.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Lets also remember that in 1997 he was in Westfield. A tiny town with a small population.

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17 isn't even a fraction of 1.24k. sorry you're so stupid

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

17 isn't even a fraction of 1.24k. sorry you're so stupid

 

[VizioDash]

The only person here who I believe has had more bodies than Pat is Honey Chadger. Me too, of course. I've been called sexy.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

The only person here who I believe has had more bodies than Pat is Honey Chadger. Me too, of course. I've been called sexy.

Well dude you own a mirror.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

17 women is fucking comical. I’m half his age and have slept with 4 women, all ex girlfriends. And despite being double my age he’s had relations with half as much women. He never went to college so we can rule out any wild escapades there. We know he was a loser in high school so he got no pussy there. When exactly did this wild pussy slaying era occur? Not before Adrienne. After? Doubt it.

Also someone should tell him only young people or people who’ve never gotten pussy brag about it. Wow, you slept with people, congrats. So has everyone else. What are you trying to prove?

He didn't say women......

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It’s either he’s an insane sociopath that doesn’t care about other peoples feelings or his wife is a huge retard with the lowest self-respect I’ve ever seen.

Why not both?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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Even if that's true, what a fucking loser. Reminds me of this kid I went to high school with who was such a big Henry Rollins fan he didn't have sex with his girlfriend for 9 months so he could do it on Rollins' birthday. I'm sure he's very happy with that choice now that he's in his 40's.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Even if that's true, what a fucking loser. Reminds me of this kid I went to high school with who was such a big Henry Rollins fan he didn't have sex with his girlfriend for 9 months so he could do it on Rollins' birthday. I'm sure he's very happy with that choice now that he's in his 40's.

His life milestones are all marked by what dork movies was out at the time.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It's pretty easy to lay at least that many in the first semester of college, at least it was.

women could go to university back then, fella?

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

17 women is fucking comical. I’m half his age and have slept with 4 women, all ex girlfriends. And despite being double my age he’s had relations with half as much women. He never went to college so we can rule out any wild escapades there. We know he was a loser in high school so he got no pussy there. When exactly did this wild pussy slaying era occur? Not before Adrienne. After? Doubt it.

Also someone should tell him only young people or people who’ve never gotten pussy brag about it. Wow, you slept with people, congrats. So has everyone else. What are you trying to prove?

Wait your 22? You look beat as fuck physically if so.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It hardly counts if they were all scifi convention mutants.

Pretty sure Pat cheats on his wife at those btw

 

[Bigsmooth]

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FAGGOT

 

[Sue Lightning]

You look beat as fuck physically if so.

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[guest]

Patrick is a

1. Ladies man
2. Tough guy
3. Real author
4. Good father
5. Strong man
6. Actual badass

 

[Sue Lightning]

Patrick is a

1. Ladies man
2. Tough guy
3. Real author
4. Good father
5. Strong man
6. Actual badass

7. Successful litigant
8. Breadwinner
9. Accomplished comedian
10. Newspaper contributor
11. Mechanical expert
12. Political pundit
13. Twitter influencer
14. Likable person