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Pat reveals his body count

TorquieTwoBeers

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Pat squeezed in 15 partners in that two month spell between Ade and Niki.
Exactly. He was a pathetic loser in high school and lost his virginity after a Star Wars movie when he was like 18. And he was with Ade shortly after high school until June 2011. He started dating Niki in September 2011. And according to his blog posts, he was deeply depressed and suicidal in between Ade and Niki.

So there's a short period of time after high school but before Ade. And there's July and August of 2011. That's literally the only time he would have even been single, much less actively dating. Plus he's revolting and his personality is abrasive. There's no way he's been with 17 women.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Exactly. He was a pathetic loser in high school and lost his virginity after a Star Wars movie when he was like 18. And he was with Ade shortly after high school until June 2011. He started dating Niki in September 2011. And according to his blog posts, he was deeply depressed and suicidal in between Ade and Niki.

So there's a short period of time after high school but before Ade. And there's July and August of 2011. That's literally the only time he would have even been single, much less actively dating. Plus he's revolting and his personality is abrasive. There's no way he's been with 17 women.
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AliceWorquer

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I could buy 17 because I was convinced they are or were swingers, but the fact that he could put a figure on it would mean he was only a swinger in the same capacity as he was a gym goer and he'd rather be at home on twitter and just wear the ring, so now I don't know what to think. Either way it's some kind of Tomlinson bullshit. There is no way in a million fucking years he met 17 people in the wild and convinced them to sleep with him. That did not occur.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I could buy 17 because I was convinced they are or were swingers, but the fact that he could put a figure on it would mean he was only a swinger in the same capacity as he was a gym goer and he'd rather be at home on twitter and just wear the ring, so now I don't know what to think. Either way it's some kind of Tomlinson bullshit. There is no way in a million fucking years he met 17 people in the wild and convinced them to sleep with him. That did not occur.
This is why people fuck with him for years. Debunking and exposing his lies. Its a public service.
 
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I could buy 17 because I was convinced they are or were swingers, but the fact that he could put a figure on it would mean he was only a swinger in the same capacity as he was a gym goer and he'd rather be at home on twitter and just wear the ring, so now I don't know what to think. Either way it's some kind of Tomlinson bullshit. There is no way in a million fucking years he met 17 people in the wild and convinced them to sleep with him. That did not occur.
If you count Niki's orifices for the both of them, it is quite possible. Did Tyrone and (over the years) 14 of his associates flatulate into her vagina as he watched?

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Josef Kuminski

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That’s what’s ever weirder - he’s married yet needs to tell the internet how many people he’s had sex with and that his wife was a “one night stand” even though he tried for months to get her attention which isn’t a one night stand.

It’s either he’s an insane sociopath that doesn’t care about other peoples feelings or his wife is a huge retard with the lowest self-respect I’ve ever seen.
Notice he never actually goes into details about any of the other women, like an awkward first date or dating a complete psycho. That’s another thing I can’t stand, he throws his wife continuously under the bus and humiliates her.

Your other point- it’s probably both. I can’t imagine getting texts of screen shots of the shit he says about her and thinking “ I can continue to be with this piece of shit”.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Easy if he went to college and wasn't a mutant. But he didn't and he is.
He doesnt have the charisma to finesse women that quick. He is a clingy one girl at a time type. He wasnt juggling 2-3 girls at the same time. Its just not his personality. Not saying its impossible to do but he aint that guy.
 
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