Pat reveals his body count

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You are shit, child. Enjoy prison.

Felony shit talking, enjoy prison stlaker

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat squeezed in 15 partners in that two month spell between Ade and Niki.

Exactly. He was a pathetic loser in high school and lost his virginity after a Star Wars movie when he was like 18. And he was with Ade shortly after high school until June 2011. He started dating Niki in September 2011. And according to his blog posts, he was deeply depressed and suicidal in between Ade and Niki.

So there's a short period of time after high school but before Ade. And there's July and August of 2011. That's literally the only time he would have even been single, much less actively dating. Plus he's revolting and his personality is abrasive. There's no way he's been with 17 women.

 

[NoBacon]

Eric Hildeman married a 17 year old and divorced her when she turned 20.

(Not a joke)

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Definitely a lie. Why was that number on his pig brain?

1.7? 17? I’d say the report card hasslin has got in to his subconscious

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Exactly. He was a pathetic loser in high school and lost his virginity after a Star Wars movie when he was like 18. And he was with Ade shortly after high school until June 2011. He started dating Niki in September 2011. And according to his blog posts, he was deeply depressed and suicidal in between Ade and Niki.

So there's a short period of time after high school but before Ade. And there's July and August of 2011. That's literally the only time he would have even been single, much less actively dating. Plus he's revolting and his personality is abrasive. There's no way he's been with 17 women.

 

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He got so excited about that image because it reminded him of an anus

 

[StlakerFatti]

Felony shit talking, enjoy prison stlaker

These are your delusions again, child.

 

[NigelCumia]

There's a lizard in one of those photos. We should all be concerned for what has been done to that lizard.

*Correction: It's a frog. Poor frog. Probably fucked to death. R.I.P. View attachment 176096

3 partners

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So he is saying he racked up 15 from 1997 to 02 and that was before there was even online dating sites. Not buying it.

 

[CompoundBasement]

So he is saying he racked up 15 from 1997 to 02 and that was before there was even online dating sites. Not buying it.


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Oh no. Poor Toothless.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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Interesting. So that gives 1997-2002 as Pat's pussy slaying time. When he was living at home with Papa Clown and Mama Raven and working a series of low-end jobs. Sure, Pat.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I could buy 17 because I was convinced they are or were swingers, but the fact that he could put a figure on it would mean he was only a swinger in the same capacity as he was a gym goer and he'd rather be at home on twitter and just wear the ring, so now I don't know what to think. Either way it's some kind of Tomlinson bullshit. There is no way in a million fucking years he met 17 people in the wild and convinced them to sleep with him. That did not occur.

 

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Since Kelly Williams showed up in that thread check out case 3AN-15-00571CI at Alaska court case lookup.

 

[guest]

So he is saying he racked up 15 from 1997 to 02 and that was before there was even online dating sites. Not buying it.


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Easy if he went to college and wasn't a mutant. But he didn't and he is.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I could buy 17 because I was convinced they are or were swingers, but the fact that he could put a figure on it would mean he was only a swinger in the same capacity as he was a gym goer and he'd rather be at home on twitter and just wear the ring, so now I don't know what to think. Either way it's some kind of Tomlinson bullshit. There is no way in a million fucking years he met 17 people in the wild and convinced them to sleep with him. That did not occur.

This is why people fuck with him for years. Debunking and exposing his lies. Its a public service.

 

[Honey Badger]

Interesting. So that gives 1997-2002 as Pat's pussy slaying time. When he was living at home with Papa Clown and Mama Raven and working a series of low-end jobs. Sure, Pat.

Bzzzzzzt wrong again. It was the three months inbetween marriages. Word on the street is he racked up double digits in HJ’s

 

[StlakerFatti]

I could buy 17 because I was convinced they are or were swingers, but the fact that he could put a figure on it would mean he was only a swinger in the same capacity as he was a gym goer and he'd rather be at home on twitter and just wear the ring, so now I don't know what to think. Either way it's some kind of Tomlinson bullshit. There is no way in a million fucking years he met 17 people in the wild and convinced them to sleep with him. That did not occur.

If you count Niki's orifices for the both of them, it is quite possible. Did Tyrone and (over the years) 14 of his associates flatulate into her vagina as he watched?

As a professional author, Rick has the ability to define and redefine the meaning of words.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

That’s what’s ever weirder - he’s married yet needs to tell the internet how many people he’s had sex with and that his wife was a “one night stand” even though he tried for months to get her attention which isn’t a one night stand.

It’s either he’s an insane sociopath that doesn’t care about other peoples feelings or his wife is a huge retard with the lowest self-respect I’ve ever seen.

Notice he never actually goes into details about any of the other women, like an awkward first date or dating a complete psycho. That’s another thing I can’t stand, he throws his wife continuously under the bus and humiliates her.

Your other point- it’s probably both. I can’t imagine getting texts of screen shots of the shit he says about her and thinking “ I can continue to be with this piece of shit”.

 

[Podcasting 101]

2 is "not even a fraction" of 17. 140 IQ at work there.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Easy if he went to college and wasn't a mutant. But he didn't and he is.

He doesnt have the charisma to finesse women that quick. He is a clingy one girl at a time type. He wasnt juggling 2-3 girls at the same time. Its just not his personality. Not saying its impossible to do but he aint that guy.