Pat reveals his body count

[Honey Badger]

It looks like some funster was relentlessly mocking Pat for his sexual inadequacy yesterday. Geez, grow up!

And then out of nowhere, Pat reveals something shocking

Context: the SOTE Badger account was referencing these tweets

There you have it folks, Pat claims to have had sex with 17 women (and men?). Not exactly an Old Testament sex god, but at least he’s not a two-girl virgin.

Pat doesn’t understand that technically any lesser of a whole counts as a fraction (ex. 2/17)

Credit to whoever those Badger guys are on X.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nobody who’s had sex with more than two women claims his number is “many times over”

17? Come on, dude. Not fooling anyone Pat, we’ve seen your creepy flirting and who knows what he’s DM’d people. Also his flirting has been one sided. Pat is forever in the gay friend zone.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Pat's body count is 250mg/dL

 

[Sue Lightning]

17 women is fucking comical. I’m half his age and have slept with 4 women, all ex girlfriends. And despite being double my age he’s had relations with half as much women. He never went to college so we can rule out any wild escapades there. We know he was a loser in high school so he got no pussy there. When exactly did this wild pussy slaying era occur? Not before Adrienne. After? Doubt it.

Also someone should tell him only young people or people who’ve never gotten pussy brag about it. Wow, you slept with people, congrats. So has everyone else. What are you trying to prove?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

17 women is fucking comical. I’m half his age and have slept with 4 women, all ex girlfriends. And despite being double my age he’s had relations with half as much women. He never went to college so we can rule out any wild escapades there. We know he was a loser in high school so he got no pussy there. When exactly did this wild pussy slaying era occur? Not before Adrienne. After? Doubt it.

Also someone should tell him only young people or people who’ve never gotten pussy brag about it. Wow, you slept with people, congrats. So has everyone else. What are you trying to prove?

I’m a couple years younger than Pat and I’d have to sit down and actually think about what my number is because after 21/22 you stop trying to brag it others about it because it’s not some amazing accomplishment. When you first lose it? Yes, that’s something but after the 4th or 5th person it’s not a big deal anymore because it’s not exactly that hard to find someone to have sex with once you know what you’re doing.

You’re 100% right - people that don’t get laid brag about it. When it was college I became good friends and eventually roommates with this guy who get pretty much any girl and it was no big deal to him and he didn’t brag about it because it’s the old “act like you’ve been here before” and it’s obvious that Pat has never been there.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You can guarantee Pat would be the absolute worst wing man - he would be trying to put down every other guy because of his major insecurities. Also nobody would want to be friends with him.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat squeezed in 15 partners in that two month spell between Ade and Niki.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I’m a couple years younger than Pat and I’d have to sit down and actually think about what my number is because after 21/22 you stop trying to brag it others about it because it’s not some amazing accomplishment. When you first lose it? Yes, that’s something but after the 4th or 5th person it’s not a big deal anymore because it’s not exactly that hard to find someone to have sex with once you know what you’re doing.

You’re 100% right - people that don’t get laid brag about it. When it was college I became good friends and eventually roommates with this guy who get pretty much any girl and it was no big deal to him and he didn’t brag about it because it’s the old “act like you’ve been here before” and it’s obvious that Pat has never been there.

If you’re still bragging about body count into your 30s/40s, especially online to strangers; You’re a piece of shit. If you’re bragging about your body count while claiming to be happily married, you’re a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[CompoundBasement]

There's a lizard in one of those photos. We should all be concerned for what has been done to that lizard.

*Correction: It's a frog. Poor frog. Probably fucked to death. R.I.P.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

If Patrick really is a swinger I could see 15 disgusting WorldCon she/theys getting it when they lay out the rubber sheet

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pat doesn’t understand that technically any lesser of a whole counts as a fraction (ex. 2/17)

Mathematical concepts are what I say they are, stlaker.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If you’re still bragging about body count into your 30s/40s, especially online to strangers; You’re a piece of shit. If you’re bragging about your body count while claiming to be happily married, you’re a fat faggot with bitch tits.

That’s what’s ever weirder - he’s married yet needs to tell the internet how many people he’s had sex with and that his wife was a “one night stand” even though he tried for months to get her attention which isn’t a one night stand.

It’s either he’s an insane sociopath that doesn’t care about other peoples feelings or his wife is a huge retard with the lowest self-respect I’ve ever seen.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There's a lizard in one of those photos. We should all be concerned for what has been done to that lizard.

*Correction: It's a frog. Poor frog. Probably fucked to death. R.I.P. View attachment 176096

It has the same mouth as Pat!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It looks like some funster was relentlessly mocking Pat for his sexual inadequacy yesterday. Geez, grow up!

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And then out of nowhere, Pat reveals something shocking

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There you have it folks, Pat claims to have had sex with 17 women (and men?). Not exactly an Old Testament sex god, but at least he’s not a two-girl virgin.

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Pat doesn’t understand that technically any lesser of a whole counts as a fraction (ex. 2/17)

Credit to whoever those Badger guys are on X.

Now this is some good Pat posting. Take notes people, enough with the prison stlaker posts they are shit

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That’s what’s ever weirder - he’s married yet needs to tell the internet how many people he’s had sex with and that his wife was a “one night stand” even though he tried for months to get her attention which isn’t a one night stand.

It’s either he’s an insane sociopath that doesn’t care about other peoples feelings or his wife is a huge retard with the lowest self-respect I’ve ever seen.

This solidifies my theory that they indeed do have threesomes so Nikki gets to eat box. I believe him that it's 17 and 15 are those are with Nikki so she can indulge in her deviant behavior

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He spent almost 10 years with Ade and and 10 years with Niki. So almost half his adult life was were in long term relationships. We all know he was an awkward dork that never attended school in high school that spent his weekends playing board games with his moms old lady friends. Someone did the math on the gap in between Ade divorce and niki and I think it was only a few months but I dont remember what they came up with. He is far too weird around women to be stacking bodies. There might be a couple numbers that cant be confirmed but not 15.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's a lizard in one of those photos. We should all be concerned for what has been done to that lizard.

*Correction: It's a frog. Poor frog. Probably fucked to death. R.I.P. View attachment 176096

I haven't had the desire to catch a frog or toad since I was like 10. Past a certain age you know they'd prefer not to be fucked with and you just let them be. Niki was gettin' sweaty down by the pond with Jen Huberman, saw a frog, wiped the pussy juice off her face and chased it down. I bet Jen had to argue with her like a parent "No, Niki, you can't keep the frog."

 

[guest]

After @King of OnAForums proved his Jewish ancestry, and seeing that Niki looks very Jewish, could it be some kind of arranged marriage?

 

[StlakerFatti]

Now this is some good Pat posting. Take notes people, enough with the prison stlaker posts they are shit

You are shit, child. Enjoy prison.

 

[SFWA liaison]

nice way to spend his father's 75th birthday

happy birthday Tom!