Pat resists temptation

[BudDickman]

 

[guest]

Hahahhahahhaha

altho fuck you for making me respect Pat a little bit, either he knows he is a fat pos or he really loves Nikki.

 

[BudDickman]

Hahahhahahhaha

altho fuck you for making me respect Pat a little bit, either he knows he is a fat pos or he really loves Nikki.

Yeah, this doesn't make him look so bad even though it's hilarious that he thinks it's remotely possible that any woman, let alone a decent looking one like Alivia, would come on to him like this. He might just be gay.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

It’s important to note he thinks this is someone who lives in his area with a face and a name. Much harder to be rude to them than someone you’d write off as a cyber stlaker

 

[guest]

Yeah, this doesn't make him look so bad even though it's hilarious that he thinks it's remotely possible that any woman, let alone a decent looking one like Alivia, would come on to him like this. He might just be gay.

It DOESN'T MAKE HIM LOOK BAD???

After three (goddamned) years, how does he not know that's an atalker fucking with him? Cause his ego let him believe his neighbor could possibly witness him acting like that (naked) and still be attracted to him.

He really is the best.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

How did you convince Alivia to screenshot her interaction with Pat?

 

[Stent]

Pat plays it cool with the ladies. Strange how he's always so keen to flirt with the fellas...

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Wow. He REALLY IS the new Chris Chan.

 

[1073waaf]

She should have informed him that he is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[guest]

Hahahhahahhaha

altho fuck you for making me respect Pat a little bit, either he knows he is a fat pos or he really loves Nikki.

The simpler explanation is that his fatness has lowered his testosterone to such a degree that he has no libido.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Also, do not be fooled by his “I’m married” misdirection. He gets a small compliment and his response is to say “hold it right there pal, Thanks but I’m married.”

He’s being presumptuous and passive aggressive and it’s something women typically do.

 

[BudDickman]

It DOESN'T MAKE HIM LOOK BAD???

After three (goddamned) years, how does he not know that's an atalker fucking with him? Cause his ego let him believe his neighbor could possibly witness him acting like that (naked) and still be attracted to him.

He really is the best.

Well it obviously would have been better if he tried to fuck her.

 

[guest]

Well it obviously would have been better if he tried to fuck her.

That would be the ideal outcome, but I still find it very funny that this fucking idiot can be fooled so easily. Just appeal to his ego. How did you get him to buy it?

 

[BudDickman]

The context for this is that I sent messages to a group that was supposedly Pat and the chicks in that Facebook group who were talking about him, but really all the numbers except Pat were mine. So that gave legitimacy to this being Alivia because he thinks I'm actually trying to embarrass him in front of her.

4d chess

 

[guest]

The context for this is that I sent messages to a group that was supposedly Pat and the chicks in that Facebook group who were talking about him, but really all the numbers except Pat were mine. So that gave legitimacy to this being Alivia because he thinks I'm actually trying to embarrass him in front of her.

4d chess

There's a job for you at MI6 if you ever fancy a change of pace. Don't tell Bam, it's need to know.

 

[guest]

The context for this is that I sent messages to a group that was supposedly Pat and the chicks in that Facebook group who were talking about him, but really all the numbers except Pat were mine. So that gave legitimacy to this being Alivia because he thinks I'm actually trying to embarrass him in front of her.

4d chess

Surely you have some more rib busting material?

 

[BudDickman]

The numbers apparently show up as user names within the app. This is the "Alivia" view the group text that set this up:

 

[guest]

The numbers apparently show up as user names within the app. This is the "Alivia" view the group text that set this up:
View attachment 57781

God damn. Great work, dude.

 

[BudDickman]

I just realized that I used the phrase "deep manly voice" as the cyberstlaker character and also the Alivia character. He's such a fucking retard.

 

[BudDickman]

Surely you have some more rib busting material?

The rest of the conversation is too much to digest all at once. I'll release it in biweekly installments on my upcoming podcast until the entire board hates me and I have to delete my account.