ONA Heel review 2024

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@Antsballwasher

Blunt and effective as fuck but he's on his 4th different gimmick in 2 years, he's over 40 and everything he does takes forgoddamnedever to digest. Watching him beat up Bonnie

and Blaze

for hours like he's never heard of a 2 minute horseman beatdown is getting old.

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@NewJersey.gov

Once though to be done with the business, this ethnic destroyer has recently seen a career revival few could only dream of. Recent feud with legendary Argentinian babyface @PickleRickle

was a notable highlight.

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@NoBacon

The satan worship gimmick is working out really well but the feud with @JebJoh

has run it's course and was only really good when
@Sue Lightning

made a run in.

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@Turry Fawks

Keeps getting pushed up the card. Him and @DMAN

slamming each other with chairs sounds like a good program for the summer.

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@Mustard's affectation

Literally like watching Mass Transit come back to ECW and ask for more.

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@chiquita banana

Been here forever and has done fuck all of shit besides annoy people without drawing a dime or generating any real heat.

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@chocolatehellhole

Legendary heel status but hasn't been all that active in a while due to family related circumstances. The @CQ_Beans

feud needs a revival.

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Well that's about as good a time as any to call it a day, see you faggots tomorrow.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Am I a heel? Maybe I'm a bit irascible sometimes but heelish? I dunno man.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

@Antsballwasher
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Blunt and effective as fuck but he's on his 4th different gimmick in 2 years, he's over 40 and everything he does takes forgoddamnedever to digest. Watching him beat up Bonnie View attachment 194904 and BlazeView attachment 194905for hours like he's never heard of a 2 minute horseman beatdown is getting old.

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@NewJersey.gov
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Once though to be done with the business, this ethnic destroyer has recently seen a career revival few could only dream of. Recent feud with legendary Argentinian babyface @PickleRickle View attachment 194907 was a notable highlight.

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@NoBacon
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The satan worship gimmick is working out really well but the feud with @JebJoh View attachment 194910 has run it's course and was only really good when
@Sue Lightning View attachment 194911 made a run in.

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@Turry Fawks
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Keeps getting pushed up the card. Him and @DMANView attachment 194914 slamming each other with chairs sounds like a good program for the summer.

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@Mustard's affectation
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Literally like watching Mass Transit come back to ECW and ask for more.

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@chiquita banana
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Been here forever and has done fuck all of shit besides annoy people without drawing a dime or generating any real heat.

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@chocolatehellhole
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Legendary heel status but hasn't been all that active in a while due to family related circumstances. The @CQ_Beans View attachment 194927
feud needs a revival.

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Well that's about as good a time as any to call it a day, see you faggots tomorrow.

First of all, he never beat me up. He DM’s at weird hours of the night and constantly car crashes me despite me mostly ignoring him. He’s always been a faggot. He wishes that he got the better of me or Big Blaze.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You're talking to a headliner here, folksh.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You're talking to a headliner here, folksh.

Can I open for you at Skankfest? I got 5 minutes if you let me say “nigger” a lot.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Can I open for you at Skankfest? I got 5 minutes if you let me say “nigger” a lot.

If the 5 minutes isn't entirely filled with the word nigger and no other words, the answer is no.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I think of @Sue Lightning as more of a Brother Love type shit stirring heel

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm Terry Funk. A lovable drunk psychopath.

I can act like a heel and still be ultimately adored. I can call this whole forum a bunch of damned yella, egg suckin' dogs and everyone still asks for signed photos like "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!"

 

[PickleRickle]

You're talking to a headliner here, folksh.

Choshen by God, choshen by management.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If the 5 minutes isn't entirely filled with the word nigger and no other words, the answer is no.

Saying “nigger” for 5 minutes in a row is called performance art. How did you know that was my set?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I'll try to get on Kill Tony and just say nigger for the full minute uninterrupted.

 

[RoxburyRick]

Ohhh I misread that as Heeb review

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'll try to get on Kill Tony and just say nigger for the full minute uninterrupted.

Funnier than anything Tony ever did.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Am I a heel? Maybe I'm a bit irascible sometimes but heelish? I dunno man.

Turry screwed Turry.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Funnier than anything Tony ever did.

I'd probably just mention Redbar at the meow to really get under his skin

 

[Turry Fawks]

Turry screwed Turry.

Maybe I go a little hard on FAGGOT HERETICS like @NoBacon but otherwise I'm a sweetie

 

[cachorro]

Wrestling is gay

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'd probably just mention Redbar at the meow to really get under his skin

Gotta set the tone early.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Wrestling is for children and retards

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wrestling is for children and retards

And low iq spics…