>be autist
>fail to understand standard banter
>angrily demand I explain why humor is funny
>assume I am the one who thought what only YOU were thinking
Behold the eternal redditard
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Norma buster calls herself a warrior because she has threesomes now
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>fail to understand standard banter
>angrily demand I explain why humor is funny
>assume I am the one who thought what only YOU were thinking
Behold the eternal redditard
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Nah dude, keep digging that hole. “We’ve seen what you fuck” isn’t banter that you would give to someone when you’ve never seen them or their woman. Just fucking own it.
I forgot to mention the other thing:Say you show some men 100 pictures of women, and get them to rank them in hotness on a scale of one to seven. On average they'll award seven out of seven to about six of the women, six out of seven to 15 of them, five out of seven to nineteen of them etc. The rankings follow a bell curve - most woman are of average attractiveness, and then that thins out at the high and low end of the scale. This matches other distributions for characteristics, like height and weight and IQ and income and Christ knows what else; and suggests that the men are making fair judgements.
On the other hand, women rate most men - 81% to be exact - as "below average"; and no men as a seven out of seven. This does not match other measurable characteristics, and suggests that women are (as Shane Gillis would say) "dogbrains" and that we should repeal the 19th Amendment.
Here's that graph again:
Men’s pattern of sexual attraction does match a bell curve and this is a reasonable male reproductive strategy.
Women’s pattern of sexual attraction matches a hierarchical paradigm and this too is a reasonable reproductive strategy, for females (regardless of species).
Males have an imperative to spread our seed. We’ll fuck anything we find attractive, hence the bell curve. Females are wired to mate with the top male, hence the bottom-heaviness of their chart.
Literal crying pink wojack meme
>doesn’t deny being a Redditor
>insists I must have been thinking what he was thinking
>demonstrates autistic inability to conceive of traditional male banter
You really do have a nigger’s ribs. Hurtin
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