"No, stlaker. My wife does not have any dignity. She let me fuck her right away without making me prove my worthiness"

[Stent]

Are Pat and Niki disgusting swingers? I got that sense from their pathetic honeymoon video. They swap.

She does. He tries to.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Rick can say/think what he likes - even someone as slow as Niki will have enough at some point and that divorce saga will be glorious.

Probably why he is spending so much time polishing the turd that is his backyard. Nothing says "Im sorry" like chairs made from garbage and a planter box made from toxic wood.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Are Pat and Niki disgusting swingers? I got that sense from their pathetic honeymoon video. They swap.

Like the celibate pedophile’s Eric Hillman is enamored with, it’s long been speculated that Pat and Niki are swingers who just can’t get any from anyone else. Someone put together a post before about several tells including Pat’s awful black wedding ring.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Reminder that he gave Neil Gaimen 4/5 stars, but reviews all his own books 5/5. Neil liked somebody's tweet pointing this out

Yep.

RIP to Blackrick S. Dishlinson. Got banned for “ban evasion” recently despite that making no sense.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

There is nothing more cringy than a dude over 30 still bragging about sexual conquests, past or present. That's something that you should definitely have outgrown by then.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

It still astounds me that he will discuss his sex life and wife with his so-called dangerous criminal sociopathic stlakers.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It still astounds me that he will discuss his sex life and wife with his so-called dangerous criminal sociopathic stlakers.

The record musT be correcTed, child.

 

[RobertMewler]

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He called that reddit guy an "incel virgin", thinking it's a great insult; kinda like how he wrote "Virgin Patrick" on his siding. Nice tell, stupid.

 

[guest]

"This weird girl I was trying to bang" sounds like the intro to a disgusting anecdote that ends in her drunkenly shitting on your dick, or something equally horrendous. For Fat Pat it's how he describes the woman he supposedly loves and will spend the rest of his life with.

You're right Pat. You're not "just some guy." You're the biggest laughing stock on the internet!

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Pat participated in a skit called 'Dad Bods' though.

Usually men have dad bods because they are raising kids

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Lol "shared a bed with." The majority of women I've fucked don't ever see my bed.

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I've regrettably fucked around in most of my relationships because when women actually want to fuck you and throw their pussies at you all the time, sometimes it's hard to turn down. Good on this unfuckable fat nerd to stay faithful to the only woman willing to have sex with him though.

 

[guest]

Lol "shared a bed with." The majority of women I've fucked don't ever see my bed.

Said it before, I'll say it again. Patrick is a middle-aged German hausfrau trapped in the fat body of a Midwestern schlub. It explains everything. His impotent, womanly anger. His body dysmorphia. His psychotic relationship with reality. His cowardly, online-only cuntiness. And this. He thinks sex always has to start and finish in a bed, with lots of "sharing" and pillow talk afterwards. Lol, he's a fucking woman.

 

[BudDickman]

 

[BudDickman]

 

[EraGodless]

Yeah, you're a real stud, Pat. What were we thinking?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

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[porquedealer]

 

[FamilyDollar]

Great thread. Rick probably spent half an hour talking to you about his sexual exploits on a Friday night.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Rick use this material. It made me loff tbqhwy.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'd love to send these screenshots to Nikki & her mother

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Lol you're making him genuinely angry.