"No, stlaker. My wife does not have any dignity. She let me fuck her right away without making me prove my worthiness"

[BudDickman]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

"your wife is a respectable woman"

"No, child. These are your delusions again. Enjoy prison."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Reminder: one of the highlights of the Breweres organization is a season that ended in *checks notes* loss in the LCS in 6 games.

Nice franchise, stupid.

He has a lot of early victory laps when they won the division. That team totally shits the bed in the postseason.

 

[Stent]

Now Pat can only ever copy and paste twice otherwise the fascists win.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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[TorqueWheeler]

I believe Pat on this one. Niki spread her vile legs open the second he waddled up with that book he wasted three hours overseas obtaining. Her oozing stinkhole flopped out and welcomed Pat's tiny little dick in the second she got some attention from this fat, ugly blowhard just as it would have for literally any other man. Thanks for clearing it up, Pat.

 

[BudDickman]

 

[BoomerSperg]

he's so upset about this so its probably all true.

like when you tell him you're having a conversation and he immediately starts having one with you to argue that it isnt one.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Pats fatherly scenarios will always be hypothetical.

 

[BudDickman]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I believe Pat on this one. Niki spread her vile legs open the second he waddled up with that book he wasted three hours overseas obtaining. Her oozing stinkhole flopped out and welcomed Pat's tiny little dick in the second she got some attention from this fat, ugly blowhard just as it would have for literally any other man. Thanks for clearing it up, Pat.

They are both dependent and cant stand to be alone. Im sure there a bunch of guys she boned the first night after meeting on tinder or OK cupid. Pat just happen to have low enough standards to think that is something he wants to fuck forever.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im going to guess his third wife/girlfriend will be on the levels of what Shane is dating or she will have a dick.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Bud Dickman killing it for us today! Friend of da show!

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Slut-shaming your wife in order to impress a cyberstlaker, he deserves a lifetime of ballistic shields pointed at him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Slut-shaming your wife in order to impress a cyberstlaker, he deserves a lifetime of ballistic shields pointed at him.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yeah, you're a real stud, Pat. What were we thinking?

 

[Ethan P. Schulman]

Are Pat and Niki disgusting swingers? I got that sense from their pathetic honeymoon video. They swap.

 

[guest]

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Reminder that he gave Neil Gaimen 4/5 stars, but reviews all his own books 5/5. Neil liked somebody's tweet pointing this out

 

[PickleRickle]

Ricks oinking.
Im laughing.

The world is healing.

 

[Opesterino]

Rick can say/think what he likes - even someone as slow as Niki will have enough at some point and that divorce saga will be glorious.