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I wouldn’t even talk about any of my exes like that. Deranged pig.
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"No, stlaker. My wife does not have any dignity. She let me fuck her right away without making me prove my worthiness"
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These are the longest and most irate off-script Ricksponses to protest texts that I've seen in a while. That Reddit guy really hit a nerve.
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Just trying narrow the time line a bit. Says he got laid first time in 97. "Graduated" high school in 98. He moved to Fla in 2002. Says his first date with Ade was Attack of the clones ( released may 2002)
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How can a man in this forties be this susceptible to reverse psychology?
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How can a man in his 40s resist all (?) of society’s most powerful civilizing influences like the Pig has? The importance of being a present father, work/employment pride, pride in keeping your word and having integrity, pride in a fit body, pride in an attractive home, pride in being respectful of differing viewpoints in public forums, pride and respect for your spouse.
Patrick has none of the above, largely because he is a sociopath-level liar who believes his own fictions. Fascinating guy.
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His tell is that every sexual interaction needs to have an exciting backstory.
I lost my virginity in 1997 after seeing ROTJ for the first time in theaters!
I banged my wife for the first time after we saw one of the greatest recent games in Brewers history!
Torque Wheeler was conceived at a drive in while his parents watched American Graffiti!
I don't remember shit about what else happened the day I lost my virginity, because sex was kind of the major news story of the day in my world.
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Patrick says he's an Old Testament Sex God but he also is very monogamous. This isn't difficult to comprehend, child. He's also into...things. These things can all simultaneously be true. You can think about how that is so with all the prison time you have coming up. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
He's also a conservative.
He's also a conservative.
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Creepy Predator or Romantic?
Before the first date he has obtained a very thoughtful personal gift.
He then sets up the first date at his apartment "to watch a DVD" where he gives her the gift.
Also by mere coincidence, despite not having any mentions previous, he is into all the things Nikki is, baseball, obama, pride etc.
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Typical beta-male chameleon shit. He has no convictions of his own. He is a blank slate for whatever woman he decides he needs to mother him. I've had buddies like this. They start dating a new girl, and suddenly all of her interests are his interests. Faggot shit.
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Some previously undelivered oinks have been discovered. This one is from the conversation in the original post:
Here's another lost oink:
Here's another lost oink:
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I can’t believe I slept on this thread. Incredible.
“Incel virgin”; Dan Mullen should sue him for catchphrase infringement
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this is just incredible.
"wrong child, my wife is a whore who gives it up easily to all comers."
2nd, better divorce when?
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If he’s not LOYING, this means all his sexual conquests happened between 97 and 02.
Otherwise anything between Ade and Nikki was some kind of transactional sex or spontaneous hookups with no dating involved, which is extremely laughable when you look at Pat.
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Imagine if he has to enter the dating pool now. They would google him and head for hills after seeing his history. Id love to see the quality of woman he would pull.
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Celibacy for patrick forever, stlaker. For you, never.
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Unbelievable he can’t understand what what’s going on here.
Not to minimize @BudDickman ’s Pig whispering gifts here. The guy is probably the most clever of the Reddit screenshot posters