"No, stlaker. My wife does not have any dignity. She let me fuck her right away without making me prove my worthiness"

[Jenna]

He's truly a bizarre case. I've met men who are self-obsessed with how attractive they are, but they're always @Jack Horner types who work out constantly. Every doughy dadbod type has a sense of humor about themselves.

For him to look at his multiple chins and rolls of fat and go "oh my god Patrick, you are truly beautiful" is Harvey Weinstein levels of delusion. Why yes, many hot women send me unsolicited nude pictures because they're all so horny for me.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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He had no answer and defaulted to copy/paste. The math just doesnt add up. He didnt have a phase of promiscuity. He latched on to the 2 pussies that would let him close to it and he would be on verge of killing himself if they ever took it away. We have seen how awkward he is around women. If anything pat could be classified as birth control.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

men in healthy relationships "don't talk about my wife that way"

patt "i have ready access to my wife's cunny. she's a depressed whoor and i take her as i please because she lacks confidence"

 

[BudDickman]

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

He's truly a bizarre case. I've met men who are self-obsessed with how attractive they are, but they're always @Jack Horner types who work out constantly. Every doughy dadbod type has a sense of humor about themselves.

Pat participated in a skit called 'Dad Bods' though.

 

[BudDickman]

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Ask Tubs to name the calendar year that his last one-night stand occurred, keep pressing him until he reveals he cheated on Adrienne by sucking nigger cock

 

[RickReternal]

Just piping in to say this thread, the unemployment thread, the spoiler thread...forum's really cooking this fine Friday.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Jenna]

"Names of women I've shared a bed with" what fucking year is this. It sounds like he's quoting bible scripture, I have lain in bed with many a woman!

Sex must occur strictly in the bedroom, one night stands never happen in the backseat of your car or a living room couch. This fucking guy.

 

[porquedealer]

Holy fuck. SIMPPing across international lines

anyone got the tweet, what date was the baseball game that fatty said he banged nikki in the carpark

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

"Our followers"

 

[HotDogJoe]

"Names of women I've shared a bed with" what fucking year is this. It sounds like he's quoting bible scripture, I have lain in bed with many a woman!

Sex must occur strictly in the bedroom, one night stands never happen in the backseat of your car or a living room couch. This fucking guy.

It's also ridiculous how he's trying to be all gentlemenly here while also bragging about how he banged his easy wife on the first date.

Fucking confused fat retard.

 

[BudDickman]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Holy fuck. SIMPPing across international lines
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anyone got the tweet, what date was the baseball game that fatty said he banged nikki in the carpark

Would have been Oct 7 2011

 

[porquedealer]

30th Sep - 2nd OCT - FantasyCon simping
??? - First date
7th - Second date, carpark banging

I think most of it is bullshit but the bullshit makes him look worse if it was the truth.
He has stated many times that on both sides it was intended to be a ONS.
Yet if we are to follow Pats story:
While vacationing in another country, Pat waited inline for 3 hours to get a book signed for a woman he planned to have a one night stand with....

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He cant keep his lies straight.

 

[Udders]

You really hit the Oink button with these, a job well done.

 

[BudDickman]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He cant keep his lies straight.

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Reminder: one of the highlights of the Breweres organization is a season that ended in *checks notes* loss in the LCS in 6 games.

Nice franchise, stupid.