News from GenCon: Patrick Knows he’s going to jail.

[Will Tate]

Can we confirm EVS has seen this?

Yes, every time Pat oinks back at him behind a block.

 

[justice4bernell]

There is no white gang in Milwaukee County Jail, there's like 2 white people per pod. If he sees population and does that weird enunciation shit they're immediately going to assume he's a chomo and beat his ass.

Appropriately I'm pretty sure if he goes in for contempt he's going straight to a lock down pod with the child molesters he loves so much. Your court behavior and charges are the biggest factor on your classification and he's going in for CONTEMPT OF FUCKIN COURT!

If he goes to prison for killing Bernell or the swats I assume it's round the clock butt fuckin and toothbrush shivs up there so I work an honest job and stay the fuck away from Milwaukee.

 

[guest]

Mossad will be despatched for everyone who said he’s fat.

I'll finally get to meet Nigger Jim in person???

 

[NigelCumia]

Pat should know better than anyone, he's a white male, so his leftist allies not only won't give a shit but might be celebrating the stripping of his white privilege.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The best thing is Pat is exactly fat and stupid enough to believe that's how it'll work. He probably already has a books worth of xeets written out just waiting for his release from political imprisonment. National TV interviews are inevitable, Niki!

: "Of course they claim it started because of an innocent tweet about the late comedian Norm Macdonld but the truth is it was never about Norm: it was always about trying to silence me and take away the influence I have. Strip away the good I've put out into the world because they fear the damage someone with my abilities will do to their fascist agenda. After fighting with everything I had I was imprisoned in my own country by a broken system that rewards facists and white supremacists and does everything in its power to silence those who are brave enough to stand up against it and say 'no more.' People like me."

 

[AliceWorquer]

The best thing is Pat is exactly fat and stupid enough to believe that's how it'll work. He probably already has a books worth of xeets written out just waiting for his release from political imprisonment. National TV interviews are inevitable, Niki!

: "Of course they claim it started because of an innocent tweet about the late comedian Norm Macdonld but the truth is it was never about Norm: it was always about trying to silence me and take away the influence I have. Strip away the good I've put out into the world because they fear the damage someone with my abilities will do to their fascist agenda. After fighting with everything I had I was imprisoned in my own country by a broken system that rewards facists and white supremacists and does everything in its power to silence those who are brave enough to stand up against it and say 'no more.' People like me."

That's fuckin dead on. Its just missing a few dozen commas.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He’s a good interviewer for the simple fact that he just let Pig sound dumber and dumber without interjecting but I don’t think that’s what he intended.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Does he think the media will pick this up and suddenly laws will be changed and all of us thrown on prison while he is given the key to the city and millions of dollars? What a delusional hog.

Enjoy prison. Do not reply to me as replying to me constitutes felony harassment. You will be in prison shortly. I understand the law better than you do, child. If you reply to me I will reply back but the courts will see that I am in fact the hero in this situation and you are an evil atalker.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He's going to jail on purpose so he can use it in his bio for his next terrible book no one's going to read.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He's going to jail on purpose so he can use it in his bio for his next terrible book no one's going to read.

And that no one will publish.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

And that no one will publish.

Do you think Pat will come out of county jacked with a new and improved attitude?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Do you think Pat will come out of county jacked with a new and improved attitude?

No, no I do not.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Well, no one can take his daughter away. He’ll always have her.

Oh no Rick. That's not the case, he signed away his parental rights you see

 

[ChimpanZ]

None of this happened. If you upvoted this fuck you

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

None of this happened. If you upvoted this fuck you

A boy can dream.

 

[guest]

He's going to jail on purpose so he can use it in his bio for his next terrible book no one's going to read.

I would definitely read it. I would buy that shit in an instant. I would then, of course, leave a legitimate 1 star review and then request a refund. It may or may not find its way onto popular file sharing sites shortly thereafter.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Too bad there can't be video of Pat interacting with fellow prisoners.

"I will not hand you my meatloaf tray, La Eme child. This is a delusion you hold to this day."

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

This is his plan, others running the "gofundme" to keep his lies intact. It's not very much money, but it would be taxable, court costs are not deductible so if he's handed 55k he's going to have some taxes to pay. There's no way around that

And then Quasi domesticates the second debt….