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If this is a salted earth truffle its Kansas city shuffle
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News from GenCon: Patrick Knows he’s going to jail.
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Trust the plan, two more weeks.
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Would be funny if Pawlowski amended the motion to only ask for the $100/day and tell Sosnay that the debtor WANTS to go to jail for attention. Not such a compelling story "ffwbt disobeys court order, is fined" lol.
calls himself a martyr, not desperate for attention btw
calls himself a martyr, not desperate for attention btw
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Not as much weight as those fawkin latina beefers (all due respect)
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I think it’s legit.
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I seriously think he might get murdered in prison. There's no way he bends the knee for the white gang. You are Nazis, White Supremacists and fascists and we are sworn enemies! Then, the fucking second another prisoner looks at him funny he'll run off and snitch to the guards. He spends every day picking arguments with people and insulting them.
He's either gotta spend protective custody with the pedos, or have the white supremacists beat the shit out of him, humble his ass, and make him their personal blowjob slut. He'll be traumatized for life but at least he'll get to keep living, but it's karmic retribution for how often he wishes prison rape upon his enemies.
Maybe he'll take a toothbrush shiv in a non-lethal place and spend his time in medical recovering from a punctured lung. I just don't see any option where he behaves, does what he's told, and has a quiet uneventful time behind bars.
He's either gotta spend protective custody with the pedos, or have the white supremacists beat the shit out of him, humble his ass, and make him their personal blowjob slut. He'll be traumatized for life but at least he'll get to keep living, but it's karmic retribution for how often he wishes prison rape upon his enemies.
Maybe he'll take a toothbrush shiv in a non-lethal place and spend his time in medical recovering from a punctured lung. I just don't see any option where he behaves, does what he's told, and has a quiet uneventful time behind bars.
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He won't go to prison he's gonna go to jail.
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go to jail, get media attention
...and then what? he thinks Congress will pass retroactive legislation that reliefs him of the debt?
1.2 can't think that far ahead, he just wants the sympathy and charity from a wealthy benefactor other than Lynne
...and then what? he thinks Congress will pass retroactive legislation that reliefs him of the debt?
1.2 can't think that far ahead, he just wants the sympathy and charity from a wealthy benefactor other than Lynne
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Is there interracial butt rape in county jail?
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A martyr? Lol. Rake Steppin Rick back at it
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Someone posted a video of a black lady in zoom court, basically the judge told her not to contact her (ex?) boyfriend or husband that she assaulted, and she was like "so I can't go home? Nah fuck that, I'm going home."
The judge went off like the principal in Breakfast Club and just kept adding days until she had like 300 days in prison because she kept trying to get the last word in.
If he shows up on 8/24 or has to be dragged in on a warrant, he will absolutely run his mouth knowing he's a martyr fighting for justice. If he tries to punch an officer again that's a 6 year prison sentence in Wisconsin. None of these things matter because in Patrick fantasy land he's Nelson Mandela. Nelson Mandulla. Boo.
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There's a decent chance he spergs out and gets himself an assault charge or something.
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He's going to State fuck-me-in-the-mouth Jail
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Lol, he won't even be able to get work release!
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I believe they’re professionally acquainted.
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The same spy reported to me he pounded on the bar in frustration and said "fucking Ethan, he's such an asshole. I don't know if I want to strangle him or suck his dick" before smiling and blushing. Unhinged and troubling behavior for sure.