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News from GenCon: Patrick Knows he’s going to jail.

Will Tate

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The same spy reported to me he pounded on the bar in frustration and said "fucking Ethan, he's such an asshole. I don't know if I want to strangle him or suck his dick" before smiling and blushing. Unhinged and troubling behavior for sure.
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Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
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go to jail, get media attention

...and then what? he thinks Congress will pass retroactive legislation that reliefs him of the debt?

1.2 can't think that far ahead, he just wants the sympathy and charity from a wealthy benefactor other than Lynne
He doesn't ever think ahead and think his plans are 100% fool proof. It's why he didn't anticipate Quasi filing the quash in the lolsuit. Nobody is going to care about him changing the angle to "my stlakers sent me to prison" since he was being held in contempt of court.
 

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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Wait what confirmation on twitter did we get? I must’ve missed that
I'll try and find it. The Twitter Childs were fucking with Pat and one of them said they were SpaceEdge or Thomas Apostle (I forget which) and he was working on his second magnus opus or something. I think it was actually directed to Jackie when she jumped in to help dox people.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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"We are $50,000 in debt to the people who are trying to kill us."

Has a dramatic flair to it.

A lot more dramatic than "We owe $50,000 to a guy we engaged in a legal battle and lost and by law owe him his legal fees."
$50k that they’re paying to force him to unmask people that he has no way of knowing who they are, by the way. One of these dopey interviewers ought to ask them why they think Quasi knows who anyone here is, besides Dan.
 
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"We are $50,000 in debt to the people who are trying to kill us."

Has a dramatic flair to it.

A lot more dramatic than "We owe $50,000 to a guy we engaged in a legal battle and lost and by law owe him his legal fees."
Apologies for stating the obvious but if he really wanted to fight the ruling, he should have appealed (which I assume it’s too late to do so). I wish he was man enough to go into court in order to justify this to Sosnay instead of being a keyboard warrior.
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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go to jail, get media attention

...and then what? he thinks Congress will pass retroactive legislation that reliefs him of the debt?

1.2 can't think that far ahead, he just wants the sympathy and charity from a wealthy benefactor other than Lynne
This is his plan, others running the "gofundme" to keep his lies intact. It's not very much money, but it would be taxable, court costs are not deductible so if he's handed 55k he's going to have some taxes to pay. There's no way around that.
 

NigelCumia

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He doesn't ever think ahead and think his plans are 100% fool proof. It's why he didn't anticipate Quasi filing the quash in the lolsuit. Nobody is going to care about him changing the angle to "my stlakers sent me to prison" since he was being held in contempt of court.
No one outside of Owen cares about any of this. He's made at least two nation outlets and there's been zero steam. This stupid alien tweet couldn't even get 1k likes out of 50k followers despite his begging. He has a sizable following on a dying platform and once upon a time got books published, it's all slipping away and he knows it.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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No one outside of Owen cares about any of this. He's made at least two nation outlets and there's been zero steam. This stupid alien tweet couldn't even get 1k likes out of 50k followers despite his begging. He has a sizable following on a dying platform and once upon a time got books published, it's all slipping away and he knows it.
Well, no one can take his daughter away. He’ll always have her.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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No one outside of Owen cares about any of this. He's made at least two nation outlets and there's been zero steam. This stupid alien tweet couldn't even get 1k likes out of 50k followers despite his begging. He has a sizable following on a dying platform and once upon a time got books published, it's all slipping away and he knows it.
Exactly. He's not a white woman murdered by a minority or a sick kid. He's hatable by both sides. As soon as he's arrested his twitter would probably organically get filled with screenshots of all of the stupid shit he's said over the years, just judging by his toilet following him. Not by anyone here but by all the people he's pissed off.

He's the worst possible martyr and even if he got got gunned down resisting a cop he'd get $80 on a gofundme. Paul Weimer would donate upstart pics of 3 year old, Eric Hildeman would defend it, Shane would auction off his cow, and Jackie would low ball the auction and eat it in an afternoon
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Martyr for what? Nobody knows who he is. All of the comments on his media blitz interviews all think he and Niki are grifter trash. Even if he was a martyr, there’s nothing even remotely sympathetic about him, and Niki is losing sympathy every single time she starts talking. They’re both foul mouthed whiners.

It’s all pretty straightforward - the court said you needed to pay Q for a terrible lawsuit that you filed. A lawsuit where you asked the courts to discard the first amendment. They rightfully told you to go home and get your fucking shinebox.

You had literal years to pay him and you ignored it instead. Now, you’re standing up in front of a judge who is going to be staring at a guy who disobeyed and disrespected his life’s work.

And who is going to help you now? Jackie? Hildeman? Mm Schill? Brinton Resto? That commie journalist Taylor Lawrence?

Well, good luck with that
 
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