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News from GenCon: Patrick Knows he’s going to jail.

T. Booth Willy

Caged heat
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He really doesn't grasp the concept of how the legal system works. At all. Absolutely none of this shit is relevant. His brain can't process the fact that he already lost. When he's finally out of options and has to go to court he's going to go batshit when he's not allowed to bring up swaTTing, cyberstalking or any of the other bullshit he's pinned his hopes to. Hope the bailiffs have body cameras because this will be hilarious.
 
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He really doesn't grasp the concept of how the legal system works. At all. Absolutely none of this shit is relevant. His brain can't process the fact that he already lost. When he's finally out of options and has to go to court he's going to go batshit when he's not allowed to bring up swaTTing, cyberstalking or any of the other bullshit he's pinned his hopes to. Hope the bailiffs have body cameras because this will be hilarious.
Hopefully those faggots at the MPD will finally close their investigation and we can get tons of SWATTing bodycams, too.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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I wonder how big his police file is? Starts with the threat against his pregnant ex wife, then the speeding ticket, then the spergy email he sent to officer LaRoque, then dozens of these “swatting” calls where he screams his head off.

Jeez, I wonder why the cops insist on seeing your wife when they show up - you have the rap sheet of a paranoid schizophrenic.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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I wonder how big his police file is? Starts with the threat against his pregnant ex wife, then the speeding ticket, then the spergy email he sent to officer LaRoque, then dozens of these “swatting” calls where he screams his head off.

Jeez, I wonder why the cops insist on seeing your wife when they show up - you have the rap sheet of a paranoid schizophrenic.
Do Portage and Milwaukee share details routinely and/or share a database? Milwaukee might not officially know Pat threatened to kill his newborn in front of his ex-wife, then kill his ex, because she fucked another guy and peaced out. I say “officially” because some random MPD cop or detective has seen this place and read up on our boy by this point, I think.
 

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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Do Portage and Milwaukee share details routinely and/or share a database? Milwaukee might not officially know Pat threatened to kill his newborn in front of his ex-wife, then kill his ex, because she fucked another guy and peaced out. I say “officially” because some random MPD cop or detective has seen this place and read up on our boy by this point, I think.
Definitely. A different internet faggot, cyraxx aka chance Wilkins has had the Akron police called to his place like 100 times (by others and himself). All the body cam footage got released and there are multiple instances of the cops saying on camera that they watch and laugh at his videos, read about him on Reddit etc.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened to Pat too and he found out. Maybe part of his grudge against the mpd is that they laugh at him and read this place for fun.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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Do Portage and Milwaukee share details routinely and/or share a database? Milwaukee might not officially know Pat threatened to kill his newborn in front of his ex-wife, then kill his ex, because she fucked another guy and peaced out. I say “officially” because some random MPD cop or detective has seen this place and read up on our boy by this point, I think.
Maybe not. The Milwaukee file alone is probably bigger than Atlas Shrugged so it probably doesn’t make a difference.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Does he think the media will pick this up and suddenly laws will be changed and all of us thrown on prison while he is given the key to the city and millions of dollars? What a delusional hog.
Like I said in my last comment he’s so fucking stupid, or delusional, his plan makes no sense. He has nothing to be a martyr over except online stalking, but he can’t claim to be helping other people because “i’m the ONLY ONE who’s experienced this!” Theres no way laws would change for him, especially because he’d have to hire a lawyer and appeal his imprisonment. His only goal is to essentially raise enough money in jail to pay the debt in full and be let out. But…he also refuses to pay his abusers. So would he even do this? Is his plan JUST to be famous while also being in jail? It makes no fucking sense
 

MrRetardo

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Like I said in my last comment he’s so fucking stupid, or delusional, his plan makes no sense. He has nothing to be a martyr over except online stalking, but he can’t claim to be helping other people because “i’m the ONLY ONE who’s experienced this!” Theres no way laws would change for him, especially because he’d have to hire a lawyer and appeal his imprisonment. His only goal is to essentially raise enough money in jail to pay the debt in full and be let out. But…he also refuses to pay his abusers. So would he even do this? Is his plan JUST to be famous while also being in jail? It makes no fucking sense
i think he just wants money for honeybuns and ramen.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Does he think the media will pick this up and suddenly laws will be changed and all of us thrown on prison while he is given the key to the city and millions of dollars? What a delusional hog.
Even in the highly unlikely event he gets laws changed, they don’t apply retroactively so he’s still fucked. Plus obviously no one here has done any stalking except that one time Dan went to his house.
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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Apologies for stating the obvious but if he really wanted to fight the ruling, he should have appealed (which I assume it’s too late to do so). I wish he was man enough to go into court in order to justify this to Sosnay instead of being a keyboard warrior.
Like SWFA was going to fund another $50k after he lost so much. His lawyer lied on the stand and the entire thing was likely based on Patrick winning and using the 'loser pays legal fees' to repay SWFA.

There was never going to be an appeal if he lost, because he was supposed to win. It was going to be an easy case for them. They didn't count on anyone actually defending their rights.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I seriously think he might get murdered in prison. There's no way he bends the knee for the white gang. You are Nazis, White Supremacists and fascists and we are sworn enemies!
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I just don't see any option where he behaves, does what he's told, and has a quiet uneventful time behind bars.
I don't know how to break it to you, but Pat's a coward. I have no doubt he said that to OP's friend, and I have no doubt he can't afford to pay Quasi, but deep down in his fatty heart Pat knows he won't survive jail.

If he skips the contempt hearing it'll be out of sheer trembling fear; but otherwise he'll show up, try to re-litigate the case, act like a pissy little passive-aggressive bitch ("Well Sir, you told me I couldn't talk!") and then maybe break down in tears if he gets jail time.

Expect a litany of all the childhood shit he used to say to his mother ("It's so unfair!", "No! NO!") and hopefully some ugly snot-crying as he realises he's about to be dragged away.
 

MySecondFatterAccount

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I fully believe Pat thinks going to jail will grant him more victim points for his story. Its right up his alley to think he can refuse a court order to pay on a case that he voluntarily closed after running out of funds and not being able to provide the required evidence to move forward. He is that delusional to think the whole nation will pity him because he lost a court case. He has a grandiose scenario in head on how this will all play out and its going to backfire spectacularly. Its a classing example of " LOOK WHAT YOU ARE MAKING ME DO TO MYSELF!"
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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A lot more dramatic than "We owe $50,000 to a guy we engaged in a legal battle and lost and by law owe him his legal fees."
Technically, it's "We owe $50,000 to a guy who we sued for defamation, even though he'd never defamed us - and we knew that going in."

There was never going to be an appeal if he lost, because he was supposed to win. It was going to be an easy case for them. They didn't count on anyone actually defending their rights.
I think there could have been an appeal; it's just Pat spent the SFWA's money like a drunken sailor. They budgeted $130k or whatever of member's money, and he hired the dumbest and most expensive combo of lawyers he could have. If he hadn't fatly decided that an Ohio-based lawyer who's not qualified to practice in Wisconsin or California was the best option to fight cases in Wisconsin and California, he'd have had enough in the kitty for round 2.

Or if he had any savings/balls he could have funded round 2 himself. Sadly he wasn't willing to reach into his own pocket to prop up his ego; he'd rather use other people's money for that.

The SFWA should have made him put his house and car up as collateral.
 
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