New Lord of the Rings series starts on Friday

[NoBacon]

Gandalf is telegraphed way too hard, I think it's gonna be Saruman.

You have to remember how retarded their target market is, they’ll think it’s subtle and feel smart for realising it’s Gandalf when it couldn’t be telegraphed anymore, like you said.

Maybe they’ll flip it and it will be Sauron or something, but whatever they do, it’s gonna be shit.

 

[wbgreen]

How does Amazon make money from this?

Jeff Bezos is a wealthy nerd. He’d be happy to lose money on this just to have it.

 

[NoBacon]

Jeff Bezos is a wealthy nerd. He’d be happy to lose money on this just to have it.

Man, Jeff Bezos is gay as hell.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

They're making a show based on the film Willow, too. I've about had it with midgets.

 

[guest]

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Look at this absolute dogshit "fight" scene, this along with that streamable link of the "knife ears" thing is enough to tell me I should not watch this. I'm also a tolkien nerd, or used to be, and this is just sickening. They could have gotten away with black people being ham fisted into the show if they had gone for the IP rights to the extended History of Middle Earth series but no, they are fucking stupid.

 

[NoBacon]

They're making a show based on the film Willow, too. I've about had it with midgets.

 

[guest]

The warwick davis trolling on /tv/ was legendary. Better than Bane Posting by a long shot.

 

[NoBacon]

The warwick davis trolling on /tv/ was legendary. Better than Bane Posting by a long shot.

It still makes me laugh to this day

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Look at this absolute dogshit "fight" scene, this along with that streamable link of the "knife ears" thing is enough to tell me I should not watch this. I'm also a tolkien nerd, or used to be, and this is just sickening. They could have gotten away with black people being ham fisted into the show if they had gone for the IP rights to the extended History of Middle Earth series but no, they are fucking stupid.

For the most glorious and beautiful Noldor elf to ever live, her hair is scraggly as shit

 

[guest]

Dwarves, sick of ‘em!

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[MonsterSteve]

Jeremy Jahns fucking hated it so that makes me happy.

 

[MonsterSteve]

How does Amazon make money from this?

Do you need a separate prime membership to watch it?

Are there ads?

They don't really. People are already subbed and yea they might get a few new subs but not even close to justify the price. It's why HBO Max is cancelling all their streaming shit because it doesn't make financial sense to not have theatrical releases where they make all their money back.

 

[NoBacon]

They don't really. People are already subbed and yea they might get a few new subs but not even close to justify the price. It's why HBO Max is cancelling all their streaming shit because it doesn't make financial sense to not have theatrical releases where they make all their money back.

Amazon has always been transparent in its mission, give everyone incredible value for their money, drive all small and medium businesses into disappearing and then violently gang rape us when they’re the monopoly.

It’s genuinely insane how quickly people get used to stupid shit like next day free delivery, and how entitled they are. I’ve seen boomers throw meltdowns because it didn’t arrive the next day as promised.

Fuck Amazon and that fucking gay loser Bezos and his dick measuring contest gay rocket shaped like a cock.

 

[Meownaw]

Look at this absolute dogshit "fight" scene, this along with that streamable link of the "knife ears" thing is enough to tell me I should not watch this. I'm also a tolkien nerd, or used to be, and this is just sickening. They could have gotten away with black people being ham fisted into the show if they had gone for the IP rights to the extended History of Middle Earth series but no, they are fucking stupid.

Literally capeshit tier. So sick of this shit.

 

[guest]

It still makes me laugh to this day

I tried for like half an hour, no dice on getting a kick to the head in the AI, I think it's probably an issue with some filter they apply or their library of seed images just doesn't cover kicking stuff?

 

[MonsterSteve]

 

[guest]

Literally capeshit tier. So sick of this shit.

In the Fellowship of the Ring movie it takes the teamwork of the entire Fellowship to defeat a troll during a 5 minute fight. Here Mary Sue does it alone in a minute. Fucking ridiculous.

 

[jakedeptula]

Look at this absolute dogshit "fight" scene, this along with that streamable link of the "knife ears" thing is enough to tell me I should not watch this. I'm also a tolkien nerd, or used to be, and this is just sickening. They could have gotten away with black people being ham fisted into the show if they had gone for the IP rights to the extended History of Middle Earth series but no, they are fucking stupid.

There's a bunch of small details in the LotR movie fights that made it excellent.

This fight was pathetically bad, feels like it was made directed by a high schooler on work experience

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

They're making a show based on the film Willow, too. I've about had it with midgets.

 

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People expressing their honest opinion: Felony review bombing by Nazis.

Pretty convenient excuse to fall back on, honestly. My favorite is the Disney version: "All of these glowing critical reviews for the same rehashed product over and over again are totally unpaid and organic. The mean reviews aren't from fans, they're from DA NAZIS!"