New Lord of the Rings series starts on Friday

[NoBacon]

I already hate it after the first scene. The elven children in the undying lands wouldn’t act like 80s bullies. HEY NERD NICE BOAT!

Turned it off. Dog shit.

 

[Stent]

So glad to see this is a female and poc series. Not enough of those already.

It's pretty much exactly what anyone would expect in 2022. Fan service for the mouth breathers.

 

[guest]

Why do the elves have fucking pompadours and douchy undercut hairstyles? Ridiculous.

 

[NoBacon]

Why do the elves have fucking pompadours and douchy undercut hairstyles? Ridiculous.

THEY DIDN’T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!

 

[guest]

[MEDIA=streamable]eigpiw[/MEDIA]

This is horrendous

Lol. That's embarrassing. Let me know if this faggot shit bears even a passing resemblance to Tolkien at any point.

 

[NoBacon]

Lol. That's embarrassing. Let me know if this faggot shit bears even a passing resemblance to Tolkien at any point.

If you really know your Tolkien and care about it, you’ll fucking hate it, if you just like the movies and that style of world, you’ll probably give the first season a fair shake.

That’s my taking from watching it, so far.

 

[guest]

If you really know your Tolkien and care about it, you’ll fucking hate it, if you just like the movies and that style of world, you’ll probably give the first season a fair shake.

That’s my taking from watching it, so far.

I'm in the first camp. So I'm not at all surprised.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

This is horrendous

The camera work looks bad

 

[NoBacon]

I'm in the first camp. So I'm not at all surprised.

I think they’re disregarding almost all of the silmarillion/unfinished works.

It’s very loosely based on the lore, from what I’ve seen so far.

Most people won’t care, but it’s hard not to find to very annoying and frustrating.

 

[guest]

I think they’re disregarding almost all of the silmarillion/unfinished works.

It’s very loosely based on the lore, from what I’ve seen so far.

Most people won’t care, but it’s hard not to find to very annoying and frustrating.

If memory serves, they only had the rights to the appendices of LOTR. So that's what they get to work with. No Silmarillion or First Age stuff at all. Which is a shame, because if someone was willing to do the show properly without modern faggotry, a show involving Morgoth would be cool.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

 

[guest]

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[Not bad]

Ah sheeit nigga we lost the muhfuckin silmarils an sheeit. Feanor a bitch ass nigga fr no cap smh

Kangslaying at Alqualonde.

 

[Volkov]

Tolkien would be so happy. What a great way to honor his legacy.

That cunt should have paid his taxes then he wouldn't have been forced to sell off the rights originally, he never wanted any adaptation.

 

[NoBacon]

That cunt should have paid his taxes then he wouldn't have been forced to sell off the rights originally, he never wanted any adaptation.

He probably had a tax rate of like 95% back then.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

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Dwarf bitches are supposed to have beards and look just like the male dwarves. They're also not from Africa

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Throw him out, he's a knife-ear! He's a knife-ear! Oooohhhhh, this shocks you... I can't do it. What a weak attempt at a slur, doesn't have any punch to it. No hard consonants, no double letters, nothing. Pathetic.

 

[MonsterSteve]

What happened to the elves with long hair?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Throw him out, he's a knife-ear! He's a knife-ear! Oooohhhhh, this shocks you... I can't do it. What a weak attempt at a slur, doesn't have any punch to it. No hard consonants, no double letters, nothing. Pathetic.

Well they can't call them Woods Niggers

Shiny kikes?

 

[LiberalPussy]

Throw him out, he's a knife-ear! He's a knife-ear! Oooohhhhh, this shocks you... I can't do it. What a weak attempt at a slur, doesn't have any punch to it. No hard consonants, no double letters, nothing. Pathetic.

Thousands of years ago we’d have you upside down with fucking Anduril up your ass!