Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police,
and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to
provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson
wilfully ignores this advice
He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had
engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for
texting him
and another for
attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his
media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his
"motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time",
despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds
before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
Remember like 3 years ago when he got banned a few times in a row and he cried and was all “fuck Twitter! I’m done! I’m done with it!”
What’s it been now like 7-8 accounts since them? Cowardly old lady just wants to rant about blacks the way she never could when Lamar was milking his daily 50 cents from him.
The minute I heard about Andy Espresso I went looking for him, he pre-emptively blocked me before I could even tell him what a big fan I am. Then a new name Manga911 arrived and every single tweet he has tweeted has been directed at me, I haven't seen him post anything else or about anything other than tweets to me telling me how nana isn't broke because he got a giant loan / bought a house / closing on a house etc.
"I am SO DONE!" angrily hissed Andy Espresso. "I. Am. Done!" he lisped. "I don't even care. I'm just so done. I don't even care" he seethed. "I'm just so SICK of this! I don't need to tweet".
Suddenly he was able to tweet again. Leaping from the sofa, he began prancing and sashaying about the room, in gleeful abandon. "Andy Espresso is back!" he excitedly squealed. "That was a scary twenty minutes!".
Now just so you know, the more you reported Nana this round, the more “trustworthy” your account is to the Twitter janny algorithm now. So try not to get your account banned and keep using it to report the count.
"I am SO DONE!" angrily hissed Andy Espresso. "I. Am. Done!" he lisped. "I don't even care. I'm just so done. I don't even care" he seethed. "I'm just so SICK of this! I don't need to tweet".
Suddenly he was able to tweet again. Leaping from the sofa, he began prancing and sashaying about the room, in gleeful abandon. "Andy Espresso is back!" he excitedly squealed. "That was a scary twenty minutes!".
Neighbours could hear him singing a Jimmy Durante parody:
"But the tweet for you and me...
Is that swingin' simphony!
Hi, are you fifteen, are you fourteen, even thirteen?
Oh what a tune for groomin'
Hi, are you fifteen, are you fourteen, even thirteen?
Give uncle AntH some smoochin' ;-)"
Neighbours could hear him singing a Jimmy Durante parody:
"But the tweet for you and me...
Is that swingin' simphony!
Hi, are you fifteen, are you fourteen, even thirteen?
Oh what a tune for groomin'
Hi, are you fifteen, are you fourteen, even thirteen?
Give uncle AntH some smoochin' ;-)"
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