Movies you completely forgot existed

[Meownaw]

Danny Boyle is a hack.

Shallow Grave watches pretty good.

 

[guest]

I can't remember what the VHS was but some movie I used to watch all the time had a Dragon Heart trailer at the beginning and I always thought it looked awesome. I never saw it.

I did. I watched the fuck out of it as a kid. No idea if it holds up, but I loved that shit. I remember David Thewlis being really over the top in it, in a good way. The sequel has the non-rapist Masterson brother from Malcolm in the Middle, so you can probably imagine the quality. I don't remember a single thing about it anymore.

 

[guest]

Hooooly shit is this bad

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[bantadant]

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Detroit Rock City was one of the first DVDs I ever bought, along with Stand By Me, The Goonies, and The Lost Boys. I guess what I'm saying here is that I'm a huge faggot

 

[BUBBLER]

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Detroit Rock City ruled

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to watch this all the time and I never actually liked it lol. All I remember is that it's basically a feature length Oreo commercial and the one kid is trying to dig a hole to China (which I tried to do after getting the idea from this movie) and there's a part where some Japanese kid falls in the hole and climbs out just as the digger kid is coming to the hole and he's like "it worked!"

 

[Dog Eater]

Shallow Grave watches pretty good.

So does Trainspotting but he’s still a hack with like 3 ideas he puts in every single one of his movies.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Try to guess who "starred" in this.

You can't because nobody knows. Nobody watched it. Not even the people who made it.

I saw this movie. For the modern remakes, it’s actually not bad. The guy who played Robocop is the guy who plays Rick Flagg in the Suicide Squad movies. Joe (or Joel) Kinnamon.

 

[Steven Senegal]

aka that movie where Rosie O'Donell does a peewee impression

 

[aRTie02150]

 

[wbgreen]

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From what I remember the Superman one wasn't even that bad, but it was hyped to death and seemingly totally forgotten with no cultural impact by the time it was out of theaters.

WB completed rebooted Superman after that with the Snyder movies. Looks like they are going to reboot Superman again now that the guy who married Pam from The Office and dumped her when he got Marvel money is in charge of DC.

Oh yeah, that's the one where the poster spoils the entire film

What was the point of making that into a movie? It was based on a true story. Clooney played a guy who was so stupid he got him and his whole crew killed. They weren't heroes, they were dumbasses.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

God damn, that's a fugly kid. Fawkin loved those books, though. Boone ruled. "Washin's fer wimmin!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

God damn, that's a fugly kid. Fawkin loved those books, though. Boone ruled. "Washin's fer wimmin!"

I remember thinking that as a little kid. "What an ugly, bucktoothed faggot." I had the VHS and the cover looked like the cupboard and it came with the Indian figurine and a key.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I remember thinking that as a little kid. "What an ugly, bucktoothed faggot." I had the VHS and the cover looked like the cupboard and it came with the Indian figurine and a key.

 

[Pat the Simp]

 

[guest]

 

[CumiaPoodle]

She can be annoying but i'd climb dick mountain mouth first to have a chance to fuck her. she's like bam except with a much better ass

Oh Most definitely

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Idle hands

 

[guest]