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Movies you completely forgot existed

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Found out earlier this week they made a third Fletch movie last year, now with John Hamm and it reminded me that there was a point of time in my life, when I was maybe 14 or 15 I used to really fucking like Fletch and Fletch Lives. Forgot about those movies for over a decade, downloaded them, very excited to watch this weekend.
Fletch rules
 

HH Brother

Hotdog skin is coming back in a big fucking way
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Try to guess who "starred" in this.

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You can't because nobody knows. Nobody watched it. Not even the people who made it.
Gary Oldman gotta eat, funster!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

I did everything right.
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I never forgot it, but not a single person I've ever mentioned this movie to remembers it. Even people I made watch it repeatedly with me. I really loved the shit out of this stupid kung fu kangaroo movie when I was a kid.

"Warriors of Virtue received negative reviews from critics. Film critic Kale Klein of the Carlsbad Current-Argus was so physically distressed by the film that he actually vomited during the initial screenings.[7] On an episode of Siskel and Ebert, Gene Siskel voted thumbs down and described Warriors of Virtue as "Generic junk made for the international action market, a cheap hybrid of Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles." Roger Ebert also voted thumbs down, however he praised the set design by Eugenio Zanetti and said in his review "he made a great setting for a stupid story".[8] Wade Major of Boxoffice Magazine thought it "could be the most impressive Hollywood debut yet for a Hong Kong director, although lackluster writing and a needlessly muddled storyline somewhat tarnish the effort."[9] It currently has an 18% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 11 reviews.[10]"
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I never forgot it, but not a single person I've ever mentioned this movie to remembers it. Even people I made watch it repeatedly with me. I really loved the shit out of this stupid kung fu kangaroo movie when I was a kid.

"Warriors of Virtue received negative reviews from critics. Film critic Kale Klein of the Carlsbad Current-Argus was so physically distressed by the film that he actually vomited during the initial screenings.[7] On an episode of Siskel and Ebert, Gene Siskel voted thumbs down and described Warriors of Virtue as "Generic junk made for the international action market, a cheap hybrid of Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles." Roger Ebert also voted thumbs down, however he praised the set design by Eugenio Zanetti and said in his review "he made a great setting for a stupid story".[8] Wade Major of Boxoffice Magazine thought it "could be the most impressive Hollywood debut yet for a Hong Kong director, although lackluster writing and a needlessly muddled storyline somewhat tarnish the effort."[9] It currently has an 18% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 11 reviews.[10]"

Could somebody please tell me that they've seen Warriors of Virtue
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Lotta monkey movies in the 90s. This piece of shit didn't even have a real monkey, just some creepy animatronic.

Edit: I just looked at the Wikipedia page. It says the monkey was played by two people (midgets?) and Jim Cavizzleveizle the guy who played Jesus in The Passion of The Jesus was in this movie.
 
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not that Jack Horner

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I never forgot it, but not a single person I've ever mentioned this movie to remembers it. Even people I made watch it repeatedly with me. I really loved the shit out of this stupid kung fu kangaroo movie when I was a kid.

"Warriors of Virtue received negative reviews from critics. Film critic Kale Klein of the Carlsbad Current-Argus was so physically distressed by the film that he actually vomited during the initial screenings.[7] On an episode of Siskel and Ebert, Gene Siskel voted thumbs down and described Warriors of Virtue as "Generic junk made for the international action market, a cheap hybrid of Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles." Roger Ebert also voted thumbs down, however he praised the set design by Eugenio Zanetti and said in his review "he made a great setting for a stupid story".[8] Wade Major of Boxoffice Magazine thought it "could be the most impressive Hollywood debut yet for a Hong Kong director, although lackluster writing and a needlessly muddled storyline somewhat tarnish the effort."[9] It currently has an 18% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 11 reviews.[10]"


gonna watch this on tubi
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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I don't know why, but I taped the Beach Boys TV movie when I was a kid and watched it a bunch. I don't really give a shit about the Beach Boys and I didn't then either.
Holy shit I did too and I don't know why. I just remember the one brother drowning at the beginning and Brian Wilson gradually turning into Shane Nokes.
 
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