MC Serch's fucking awful Brunch party.

[aRTie02150]

I cant believe he tried this shit in Florida. My ribs are destroyed at a place playing NYC early 90s deep cuts for a lunch

I don't even have ribs anymore.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Chopped





Chee!

Gotta capitalize it right. Its:

dat chop CHEEEE

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The chop chee guy wasn’t a real veteran, he had some dumb nigger hat that said “drug war veteran” in the style of foreign war hats, still less embarrassing than search though

That doesn't mean he didn't watch his buddy get his legs and balls blown off in Iraq, Smartypants.

Rear Admiral Chop Chee is on par with Expressive Black Guy. Don't minimize his accomplishments please. It's more telling of you than him.

 

[aRTie02150]

That doesn't mean he didn't watch his buddy get his legs and balls blown off in Iraq, Smartypants.

Chop Chee is on par with Expressive Black Guy. Don't minimize his accomplishments please. It's more telling of you than him.

Serch is such a clown

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It really makes me laugh Serch - who doesn’t shut up about being from New York- thought he could have some successful “hip hop brunch” in Tampa FL. There’s a reason why brunch places don’t advertise playing late 80s / early 90s hip hop because who the fuck wants that crowd? Its people mid 40s - 50 age and those types grew out of that shit years ago. It’s barely a crowd! He seems to be stuck in the time period of 1987-1992 and thinks that shit is still huge.

Maybe if the place has a pool and was more a beach type place MAYBE you could do something like this but you gotta try to get late 20s to early 40s crowd and play the music that was big when those crowds were young. Play off the “classic” or “grown up” fans of 90s to 2000s pop rap hits but not a YO YO YO NEW YORK WHAT UP?!?! And only playing deep track late 80s / 90s NYC rap stuff that was NEVER that big type event. Serch, you’re IN THE DIRTY SOUTH! Most of the stuff he had them play probably never even made it down there.

I lived in central Florida for years and while people have moved there from NYC it’s not the obnoxious old wigger types who don’t shut the fuck up that they’re from New York. Nobody gives a shit that you’re from New York in Tampa FL and they don’t care about your one hit 30 years ago in 3rd Bass.

Serch should have definitely played some crunk to get the brunch crowd excited. Honestly, the whole idea was retarded and he’s a con man. I wonder if he asked for money up front or just wasted that guy’s time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

SERCH FUCK KEEIDS.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

SERCH FUCK KEEIDS.

I'm sorry. I made it not fun.

Serch stretched all of my available holes in the summer of 2002. All holes were available at the time, unfortunately.

Oh God...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was only 14 years old.





Seriously, do the math. Lol. 14.







VIGODA HINT: The year of my birth will lead you to everlasting mirth

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nobody wants to win the Vigoda treasure I guess. I suppose I'll just wad it up real tight and FUCK MYSELF WITH IT. FUCK YOU! FUCK. YOU.

I'LL KILL MYSELF IF YOU TOUCH ME.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna make a smoked meat sangwich and I'll FUCKIN KILL MYSELF IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME, ESÉ.

 

[Stent]

Queens.
Brooklyn.
^{Even better...}

 

[IanHalperin]

I'm gonna make a smoked meat sangwich and I'll FUCKIN KILL MYSELF IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME, ESÉ.

R.I.P brotherman, tell us how it is in the big Munchie Land up in the sky.

 

[IanHalperin]

Queens.
Brooklyn.
^{Even better...}

^{dayum... wow...}

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm gonna make a smoked meat sangwich and I'll FUCKIN KILL MYSELF IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME, ESÉ.

I hope he had ingredients for the sandwich.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

We gotta stop making AI pictures and work out how to get Chop Chee on the menu. This thread rules

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

We gotta stop making AI pictures

On second thoughts

 

[Meownaw]

VIGODA HINT: The year of my birth will lead you to everlasting mirth

Is that because you couldn't possibly be alive in 2023?

 

[Safka's Enticer]

On second thoughts

They're doing it wrong

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Best Chopped Cheese Sandwiches (New York Style Chopped Cheese Recipe)

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Might try to make this and just shout chopped chee the entire time.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'd like to start my morning by giving a huge thank you to @IanHalperin for this beautiful thread.

I don't have Instagram but it seems like that's where Serch posts stuff. He never mentioned this event on Twitter.

Please keep us updated when he's embarrassing himself. It's always a good time when we make fun of Serch because he's truly a clown and has been his whole career. He needs to be made fun of more often.