MC Serch's fucking awful Brunch party.

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It really makes me laugh Serch - who doesn’t shut up about being from New York- thought he could have some successful “hip hop brunch” in Tampa FL. There’s a reason why brunch places don’t advertise playing late 80s / early 90s hip hop because who the fuck wants that crowd? Its people mid 40s - 50 age and those types grew out of that shit years ago. It’s barely a crowd! He seems to be stuck in the time period of 1987-1992 and thinks that shit is still huge.

Maybe if the place has a pool and was more a beach type place MAYBE you could do something like this but you gotta try to get late 20s to early 40s crowd and play the music that was big when those crowds were young. Play off the “classic” or “grown up” fans of 90s to 2000s pop rap hits but not a YO YO YO NEW YORK WHAT UP?!?! And only playing deep track late 80s / 90s NYC rap stuff that was NEVER that big type event. Serch, you’re IN THE DIRTY SOUTH! Most of the stuff he had them play probably never even made it down there.

I lived in central Florida for years and while people have moved there from NYC it’s not the obnoxious old wigger types who don’t shut the fuck up that they’re from New York. Nobody gives a shit that you’re from New York in Tampa FL and they don’t care about your one hit 30 years ago in 3rd Bass.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I think you better check that hat again. I'm guessing Bro Joe had more time in the service. This guy just knocked over a Rite Aid for some Oxys.

I like to think it’s a hat he wears because he is 10 years sober from drugs and he went home that night and relapsed after having to deal with serch

Also does anyone have the pictures of serch selling the Halloween costumes. It’s topical and a rib buster

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Earl, we got any chop chee back there?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm sticking with it. The Chop Chee guy watched his best friend get his legs and dick blown off in Iraq.

Maybe that's where he got the idea to start a chop chee business, like how the Lanford Lunchbox was inspired by Jackie's "loose meat sandwich"?

 

[FamilyDollar]

I watched the clip of Serch threatening the reddit rascals about 10 times last night. A 50 year old Jewish man saying he has shooters looking for us, yet he casually mentions the owner of Youtube something "Cohen" is a dear friend of his.

LETS GROW

 

[Nick Gerlips]

All in with da serch posts

 

[FamilyDollar]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I watched the clip of Serch threatening the reddit rascals about 10 times last night. A 50 year old Jewish man saying he has shooters looking for us, yet he casually mentions the owner of Youtube something "Cohen" is a dear friend of his.

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The fresh coat of paint he puts on his hair always makes me laugh. He’s such a grifter, I remember his wikipedia was funny because every different career project he had always ended with it falling apart and people claiming money mysteriously disappearing when Serch is involved.

 

[aRTie02150]

I watched the clip of Serch threatening the reddit rascals about 10 times last night. A 50 year old Jewish man saying he has shooters looking for us, yet he casually mentions the owner of Youtube something "Cohen" is a dear friend of his.

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Lyor Cohen.

The man he gave the "gas face" to in their biggest hit other than pop goes the weasel.

 

[guest]

This thread has me in tears.

I love you guys.

I feel like i can die happy now that this happened

 

[Sue Lightning]

The fucking head nod Chop Chee holder does is so fucking funny. An equal energy response would be: “DAS DAT CHOP CHEEE??” “YESSSIRRR WE GOT DAT MUNCHIELAND CHOP CHEE!”

Instead he gives the head nod of a cop when a woman asks if her daughter is dead. That white person smile where you fold your lips in and slightly nod because you don’t even want to say yes.

Serch gives him another attempt to match the energy.

“DAS DAT MUNCHIELAND CHOP CHEEEE????”

“Here you go.”

Haven’t seen a guy this lifeless since Bill.

 

[aRTie02150]

While not as funny, this video is as embarrassing as the CHOP CHEE video.

The guy tries to get away a couple of times but Serch keeps shoving the microphone in his face.

The guy looks like KillaKuhn

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I'm gonna order a chop chee for dinner just because of this

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It’s funny how there’s NOBODY there. 2-3 guys at the bar at the most and Serch acting like a retard. There’s more staff there than guests and mind you this a SATURDAY - you pretty much have to try hard to be an empty restaurant on a Saturday afternoon.

You're saying 2pm is too early to host a brunch for niggers?

 

[Cumiace]

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Bookmarking for future reference

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Ay yo b that turkey was a lil bland son. I'm thinkin maybe dat shit should be on da house nawmean?

Having that little urinal next to the big urinals was the bomb, son. 8 year old came in and started pissin next to me. He had his shit locked down. Son, His cock was off da hook b.

 

[aRTie02150]

Chopped





Chee!

 

[ChimpanZ]

Serch completely fucked the venue, the chop chee guy and the staff. The venue probably has a regular brunch crowd who were alienated by it being a stupid "hip hop brunch" with a washed up old wigger yelling into a microphone. I'd also bet that Serch hired a couple of huge, nightclub security door guys, because you can't have a hip hop event without scary niggers mean mugging you as you walk in. Blacks don't tip, so the staff got fucked. And then the poor, poor chop chee guy. He's a fucking veteran. He didn't deserve this.

Also, anyone who would be half assed interested in attending a "hip hop brunch" (I feel like a faggot even writing it) is likely not going to know who the fuck MC Serch is or 3rd Bass. Most people don't know until you say "the 'pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop' guy."

The chop chee guy wasn’t a real veteran, he had some dumb nigger hat that said “drug war veteran” in the style of foreign war hats, still less embarrassing than search though

 

[guest]

I cant believe he tried this shit in Florida. My ribs are destroyed at a place playing NYC early 90s deep cuts for a lunch