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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
"Back to the Future", a movie about travelling back in time to fix mistakes (that meant your parents split up). The idiot with Black Speech tattooed round his flabby arm brings up his brutal cuckage and daughter abandoning, and one of them at least doesn't want to be there. Great wedding theme, you fat fucking rube who can't even understand the pop culture he mindlessly consumes. I never watched Doctor Who, but I will guess there's a crudely-decorated blue cake in it that turns you into an international laughing stock.You sound so entitled, dude. Like the kind of guy who wouldn't want a boarded up building as the backdrop for his wedding photos...
Seriously though, if this is how he splurges to celebrate his "second, better wife," imagine how shitty the first wedding must have been.
He dedicated The Ark to Annabelle.
Children of the Divide was dedicated to "the rebel living inside all of us."
Finally, Trident's Forge (arguably the shittiest book of the three) he pity dedicated to Niki:
Cheers big ears.
Is Niki wearing tennis shoes? Pat looks like he's overdressed for an every level job interview.You sound so entitled, dude. Like the kind of guy who wouldn't want a boarded up building as the backdrop for his wedding photos...
Seriously though, if this is how he splurges to celebrate his "second, better wife," imagine how shitty the first wedding must have been.
That cake is fucking tragic. Nice lumpy fondant, stupid. I’ve seen sumo wrestlers with a lighter touch and more finesse than whoever came up with this hideous tower of shit.It certainly was a unique color. Anti-depressant blue.
"What do you mean my husband left 'skid marks on the headlights'?"
Ever notice how fatties try to make their wedding garb and theme ~*~*quirky*~*~ as if it’s going to distract people from noticing how fat and disgusting they are? Nerd shit is not an invisibility cloak.
This is universal for ugly and gay people. It’s not just their weddings.
A Doctor Who themed wedding would maybe make sense if it were two die-hard Doctor Who fans getting married. Like they met in a Doctor Who fangroup online and bonded over their shared love of Daleks.
Instead Niki wants to fuck David Tennant, and Patrick likes the "I AM THE DOCTOR AND I ORDER YOU ALIENS WILL LEAVE THIS PLANET ALONE IMMEDIATELY" speeches he gives at the end of every episode. The theme of their entire dumb relationship is some show they both kinda half-enjoy.
When's the last time Pat & Niki sat on the couch to watch a Dr Who episode together?
Instead Niki wants to fuck David Tennant, and Patrick likes the "I AM THE DOCTOR AND I ORDER YOU ALIENS WILL LEAVE THIS PLANET ALONE IMMEDIATELY" speeches he gives at the end of every episode. The theme of their entire dumb relationship is some show they both kinda half-enjoy.
When's the last time Pat & Niki sat on the couch to watch a Dr Who episode together?
Niki wants to fuck Catherine Tate.
Oh sweetie, don't you remember the Get Angry, Stay Angry playlist? Patrick's been a huge Doctor Who fan since his first, better divorce.
Fun fact, I am friends with the dude who has scored DW since RTD brought it back for the BBC about 15 years ago. I’ll have to ask him to compose something for the show called FFWBT.
She wore a maroon red dress and tennis shoes to her wedding because she’s severely autistic. I don’t think she even had a Maid of Honor.
They look like bowling shoes so she thought they’d be appropriate for her KMart “black tie” wedding where even the groom didn’t bother to wear black tie.
She got married when she was almost 40, the last of her friends to do so. I’m sure exactly zero of them supported her marriage to this fat sack of shit.
As luck would have it, the best looking Doctor Who girl is also named Jenna!
Only the current dr. who's of course pat is such a fucking poser
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I’ve never heard of a woman who got her fattest for her wedding day. She knew she done goofed.
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I know that my wife wore white high heels with her wedding dress for the ceremony and then brown high heels later in the evening with skinny jeans that she always looks great in. Just asked her what kind they were. Jimmy Choo white heels and "Manolo brown pumps" later. She's not a bimbo or into expensive designer brands, but thought "it's my once in a lifetime wedding, I want to look good even if these aren't the most comfortable shoes, and money be damned."
Point is, Niki's a dyke slob