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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Ozempic injections have really helped her lose weight the past several months.
"Oopsie Doodles" would be a good name for a song.
This Doctor Who showrunner is a “married” gay man whose shows are always about gay shit (he created Queer as Folk) and even he says these woke tards are worthless:
I’d love to see Pat try to child this dude and get dragged.
Even the cake looks poorThat's a Doctor Who-themed cake. I made this comparison a while ago - the one on the left is how it was supposed to look:
I. AM. TALKING! No wonder he types like that. What a fag.
I adjusted the levels so you guys can see how truly fucked up Pat’s wedding cake was. He was too cheap to buy a professional cake so outsourced it to his mom or elderly aunt. Any other bride would have refused to marry him if he wasn’t even willing to spring a few hundred bucks for a cake. They didn’t even have a proper wedding reception FFS there were five guests including the bride and groom.
Further proof the marriage is a sham
They probably didn’t even have alcohol at his wedding, they had to go home and get sloshed. Plus I can’t believe this is Niki’s FIRST wedding. I understand having a scaled back second wedding but this was her first “big day” and she didn’t even try to look nice. It really looks like she let Pat plan their poor people wedding and he blew whatever money her mom gave on dumb shit like renting a Delorean that they didn’t even pay enough to drive.
Is it really a "big day" if it's 15 years later than it should be?
What a hideous cake, I’d be furious if this was at my wedding. It looks like you need a mallet and chisel to even get inside
looks like it's made of Plasticin by a mentally slow 7 year old
If I were invited to a shitpile wedding like this, I'd do a mag dump and walk away.
Didn’t someone here discover they didn’t even have their wedding on Saturday? They had it on some week day like a poor person.
Looks like Oct. 21 was a Saturday that year. Niggas still have it password protected.
Ha! Kohl’s! Didn’t he mention kohls cash on one of his awful stand up performances? He’s such a RUBE!
The DeLorean get my ribs hurtin' tuhday. Was it just a prop for photos or did they get to drive away? Yes, they look cool, but the engine they went with was a notorious shitheap. You'd think Torque would know about that.
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Have you tried "boner1"?
They're trash people so they probably pre gamed
Wife remarks: “The fondant looks dusty as hell. If you don’t want to spring the money for a decent wedding cake, don’t try to get clever with themes and intricate artwork. Just get a nice, simply decorated cake — off-white buttercream with edible flowers is easy — from a good bakery. You could order one as a birthday cake and it won’t have any of the wedding mark-ups unless you’re retarded enough to tell them it’s for a wedding.”
I told her these life lessons are wasted on a literal homo pig.