She has gross grey pubes
I Googled it. It's something dumb Dr Who said apparently."We're All ~Stories~ In The End. Just Make It A Good One, Eh?" What the fuck does that mean? Even the sign doesn't want to be there. Nice enthusiasm, stupid.
Nothing says "white trash whore" quite like a foot tattoo.They were Tardis (Doctor Who) theme sneakers:
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Moo-manHim looking like he has a stupid Little Mai haircut gets the ribs a jostlin every time
Yuck. I absolutely despise people's reverence for pop culture bullshit. People can mock religion all they want. This is infinitely gayer. If somebody I knew invited me to a theme wedding, I'd stop talking to them.I Googled it. It's something dumb Dr Who said apparently.
What's funny to me is they probably couldn't afford to get something nice made so they put it on that old ass thing from the 70s. FFS, if you want something dumb like that, pay somebody a couple hundred to make a nice wood board and have it put on there. Even make it like that dumb phone booth tardis thing. It looks like Flo's diner put that on the board under their specials for the day.
It would've been some fat lesbian friend of Niki's who made that monstrosity. Fondant was added with a shovel.Jesus. That's a truly awful cake. I've never seen this before.
If only there was some way to not have to make gears free hand with fucking icing.
I hate fondant. Yes it cost more than buttercream but it looks unnatural.It would've been some fat lesbian friend of Niki's who made that monstrosity. Fondant was added with a shovel.
You mean you don't want to eat something covered in several inches deep blue drywall plaster? NyehehehehI hate fondant. Yes it cost more than buttercream but it looks unnatural.
They are the most white trash people I’ve ever seen. She’s his “wife” but sits away.Nothing says "white trash whore" quite like a foot tattoo.
I also don’t understand why anyone would accept that as a wedding cake or a facsimile of the cake on the left.
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Imagine just sitting there on that horrible rickety metal chair that cameo'd in Jacob's Ladder during that entire sham wedding ceremony and not objecting when the officiant said to with at least words.
The gentle aroma of burnt coffee beans stings your nose. You need to piss badly but the bronze package doesn't get the padlock taken off the bathroom door. Throwing rice isn't even in the budget because they spent all the money you gave them renting a DeLorean from a child molester.
'This book is dedicated to my wonderful, loving, helpful friend Niki, because her mother was very worried when I didn't dedicate my last book to her.'
He wrote something like that in The Ark. Can't remember exactly but the message was loud and clearish that Lynne is a twat.
You can bet it was nothing like this:You sound so entitled, dude. Like the kind of guy who wouldn't want a boarded up building as the backdrop for his wedding photos...
Seriously though, if this is how he splurges to celebrate his "second, better wife," imagine how shitty the first wedding must have been.
You can bet it was nothing like this:
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Christ. He has a paunch going even then.You sound so entitled, dude. Like the kind of guy who wouldn't want a boarded up building as the backdrop for his wedding photos...
Seriously though, if this is how he splurges to celebrate his "second, better wife," imagine how shitty the first wedding must have been.
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