Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[Mitch Weaver]

I just need to know how Josiah reeled in this fat bass? Was it the spic accent ?

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

I honestly can’t believe what I just heard. I’m glad some of you could laugh at this…but after he went into that Norman Bates voice I just sat there in stunned silence with my mouth wide open for most of it, too disturbed to laugh. That was worse than a snuff film.

Now I feel like we were the ones who were duped. This whole time we’ve actually been downplaying just how mentally ill he really is. All of the insane, narcissistic scenarios we came up with for Pat were…tame compared to how he really is.

I’ll probably have a lot more to say about this whole thing but I seriously need a night to process what I just heard. Good job Josiah & crew but…dear God…this can’t be real.

 

[guest]

Look her up. I don't think she's what you're really thinking she is.

Gosia Mielech.

I had to filter out a lot of photos of you looking like you're a broooooding rockstar but I think I got the right gal.

I was picturing her as some kind of Polish folk dancer where they celebrate a successful bean harvest then hit stray dogs with brooms for future luck. I can see why she's a successful dancer now.

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[TorquieTwoBeers]

After listening again, I have a request for Pat: I will pay all of the reimbursed fees you're about to owe Queso101 (current approx ARV of $23,000) if you can get on Ben Shapiro's shitty show and argue with him about your dumb abortion tweet.

That's cash on the barrelhead, Fatso, and all you have to do is be yourself and get humiliated and repeat the same awful four lines over and over again like a six year old.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I had to filter out a lot of photos of you looking like you're a broooooding rockstar but I think I got the right gal.

Aw look how happy and regular he is

Hell yeah brother, proud of you

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

It's funny how watered down the term "mental illness" has become in this new faggot society we live in. MM Schill gets depression whenever she has to do anything. Paul Weimer threatens to off himself whenever anyone confronts his creepy behavior. Every faggot on Twitter claims six different mental defects in an effort to be the most marginalized, oppressed, sexually deviant, and retarded.

But of all those faggots, only one vehemently denies suffering from any mental illness whatsoever: Fat. Because Fat is truly fucking crazy. It's like the old saying goes: The thing that makes crazy people crazy is that they don't know they're crazy. This clip, while hilarious, only gets more disturbing on subsequent listens. We've all said time and time again that we can't believe Fat is a real person because of how he behaves online. We've all said he's out of his fucking mind. But this 30 minute sperg out made it feel real. Hearing him scream and yell and cling to his canned replies and projection tactics just leaves you feeling uncomfortable at the end. This is true mental illness. Insanity. Delusion.

Good thing he's a completely irredeemable Fat fuck or you might feel bad for him.

 

[DidIStudder]

CHILD YOU'RE DOING THAT THING WHERE YOU USE YOUR MOUTH TO MAKE SOUNDS

 

[Midian9876]

I just wanna say, I’m half drunk and Thomas Apostle I’m eternally grateful for you exposing this fat piece of shit.

seriously the attitude switch he tries to pull off with the ‘chilling’ after a minute is hilarious. Way to not okay a character.

hope you get ass cancer from eating so many processed sausages , you fat fuck tublinson.

Pringles Can Jon is 300 times the man you are. Fatso

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

Isn't he using the same high pitch fag voice in the 'kill yourself" voicemail?

https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/1287/1287778-56b55ec3291bcabb1bc8800254eb39a8.mp4

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

My favorite Josiah quotes:

"Fuuck!" when the call drops out at the beginning.

"Yeah, I did" (listen to the hearing)

"Yes it does, yes it does, yes it does, yes it does.."

"FUCK YOU!" (after Pig's scream)

"IT does maTTER!!!"

Pig was in rare form but let's not overlook Josiah's hilarity.

I liked when he started snoring

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Underrated Josiah line “Well you dont get to uh...DEFINE REALITY”

 

[EraGodless]

"Is that why you did 2 hours of interviews with me?

Patrick: Literal Crickets

 

[EraGodless]

I love how his inflection is completely different in this one. He was actually just talking like a person in the other ones, but in this one, he's in full "Patrick S. Tomlinson" character. That's what a phony fuck he is, he can't even talk shit without slipping into another persona. He's such a coward, he needs a fictional character to fight his battles for him.

Tyler Burden (somebody beat me to it and I didn't see it before I posted it. I'm not lying. Genuinely).

 

[Tortfeasor]

Listening again, it seems more weird than it is funny, though it is plenty funny. Its like he slips into a dissociative episode or his safe-space personality; his coping mechanism for being outsmarted so badly his psyche can't handle it. Hes absolutely certifiable and should be locked up in a rubber room with a strait (lol) jacket.

This is 100% it. I think he created this persona after multiple personal life failures, and can slip into it as needed to defend himself. The buffoon we normally see - Bostaff Pat, Space Model Pat, Jogger Pat - these are his true self. When those are challenged, 80's Kickass British Secret Agent Pat comes out with his witty comebacks and logical reasoning.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

But of all those faggots, only one vehemently denies suffering from any mental illness whatsoever: Fat. Because Fat is truly fucking crazy. It's like the old saying goes: The thing that makes crazy people crazy is that they don't know they're crazy.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

After listening again, I have a request for Pat: I will pay all of the reimbursed fees you're about to owe Queso101 (current approx ARV of $23,000) if you can get on Ben Shapiro's shitty show and argue with him about your dumb abortion tweet.

That's cash on the barrelhead, Fatso, and all you have to do is be yourself and get humiliated and repeat the same awful four lines over and over again like a six year old.

This is a great idea. Honestly, if you guys are gonna text him everyday; you should at least hit him with this.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Does anyone seriously believe the person we just heard on the phone is incapable of killing a Trumpanzee in nearby Riverwest? Not everything is “just a bit” for Pete’s sake. Follow the evidence!

 

[guest]

"Njam njam njam you got peanut butter in your mouth baby child"
This is what winning sounds like.
Bonghit at 15:00 or so was hilarious.

 

[guest]

The one thing left that confuses me is how Josiah convinced Pat that he was a real reporter and to sit down for the interviews. I've seen screenshots of people trying to do the same bit before, and paranoid Pat has always asked for a writing portfolio or a link to their LinkedIn.

If I had to guess, I would assume it had something to do with "the mole" and Seth. One or both of them vouched for Josiah and Rick let his guard down.