Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[Mitch Weaver]

Fawk it was cringe from the first minute but I’m at the 9 min mark and he starts spazzing “blah blah blah blah blah”

He really is a pants shitting retard.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Am I the only one waiting on the @covidcumia and Patrick wellness check?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

I'm retarded, but maybe hang up instead of staying on the phone for half an hour with a troll.

Pat called HIM tho

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

So, Pat.. obviously there is a video of you that went viral titled “Piggy Freakout” and i understand you are not happy about that, however we will get to that shortly. First of all though i would like to know what exactly an “atalker” is.

 

[Random username]

That over two childs per minute

That's uncle Paul level.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

So, nearly 60, don't know dick about American internet...

If this spreads around Everytime he tweets, then he has to be done, right? There's no excusing that.

Schinkle bout it - for every ten who see that link, maybe two will click it. One will listen all the way through. He'll tell buddies, they'll tell buddies, and it's like dominoes. Soon, he won't be able to tell the atalkers from the Word of Mouthers, and then the craziness starts to get confirmed outside our circle.

Fucking hell, Brothermen - who ever imagined this when we discovered a disgraced radio host fucked a boy with tits on the downlow?

The virus is spreading

also are Gosia and Mal the same person? Like in an “Elizabeth = Betty or Liz” kind of way?

 

[guest]

The virus is spreading

also are Gosia and Mal the same person? Like in an “Elizabeth = Betty or Liz” kind of way?

Nobody knows for sure with potato-faced Polish broads. You just pick the one with the tits you like that day and refer to her as your wife.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Child, baby, infant, fetal, spermatazoa, child!! My mouth keep doing this thing where high carb and deep fried fatty snacks keep being consumed, Im sorry sweet baby ovum, that you cant handle my being so morbidly fat and overtly homosexual.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Nobody knows for sure with potato-faced Polish broads. You just pick the one with the tits you like that day and refer to her as your wife.

Hell yeah, dude

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Shocking that the man referred to as "The Meatloaf Rapist" is also kind of a nutjob.

 

[UnPRePared]

The virus is spreading

also are Gosia and Mal the same person? Like in an “Elizabeth = Betty or Liz” kind of way?

She is.

Małgorzata is her first name, it's a Polish equivalent of Margaret. Gosia is a diminutive of Małgorzata, so she took it as her stage name. I also call her Mal for short.

Come to think of it, it is rather confusing.

 

[UnPRePared]

Nobody knows for sure with potato-faced Polish broads. You just pick the one with the tits you like that day and refer to her as your wife.

I can happily say that she's defied the, ahem, "potato-faced" stereotype.

Dancing really does a body good.

 

[RobertMewler]

My favorite Josiah quotes:

"Fuuck!" when the call drops out at the beginning.

"Yeah, I did" (listen to the hearing)

"Yes it does, yes it does, yes it does, yes it does.."

"FUCK YOU!" (after Pig's scream)

"IT does maTTER!!!"

Pig was in rare form but let's not overlook Josiah's hilarity.

 

[guest]

I can happily say that she's defied the, ahem, "potato-faced" stereotype.

Dancing really does a body good.

Onion, cabbage, potato. I don't know what's popular there.

I'm not saying I wouldn't, but she looks like she should be pushing a wooden wheelbarrow full of rhubarb through the mud for the hussars' dinner.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Let’s just all agree that compared to Piggy, Mel Gibson was rational and relatively reasonable. He just wanted to be blown before the jacuzzi and was tired of that bitch dressing like a whore. She was also using Mels child as a prop to make him angry. Mel is a fucking Saint for not going over there and beating her brains in if you ask me.

The fact that anyone would compare our beloved Mel with that cucked couch potato.

I. Can’t. Even. Right. Now.

 

[UnPRePared]

Onion, cabbage, potato. I don't know what's popular there.

I'm not saying I wouldn't, but she looks like she should be pushing a wooden wheelbarrow full of rhubarb through the mud for the hussars' dinner.

Look her up. I don't think she's what you're really thinking she is.

Gosia Mielech.

 

[guest]

Just finished my second bourbon, so it's time for a replay of this work of art. I'm sure that while under the influence I'll find gems I missed this morning.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The one thing left that confuses me is how Josiah convinced Pat that he was a real reporter and to sit down for the interviews. I've seen screenshots of people trying to do the same bit before, and paranoid Pat has always asked for a writing portfolio or a link to their LinkedIn.

 

[UnPRePared]

The one thing left that confuses me is how Josiah convinced Pat that he was a real reporter and to sit down for the interviews. I've seen screenshots of people trying to do the same bit before, and paranoid Pat has always asked for a writing portfolio or a link to their LinkedIn.

You make a good point. Why did this suddenly lower his guard? Did Seth have something to do with that?

 

[Udders]

My favorite Josiah quotes:

"Fuuck!" when the call drops out at the beginning.

"Yeah, I did" (listen to the hearing)

"Yes it does, yes it does, yes it does, yes it does.."

"FUCK YOU!" (after Pig's scream)

"IT does maTTER!!!"

Pig was in rare form but let's not overlook Josiah's hilarity.

Absolutely. That FUCK YOU was perfect. iT does MaT-Ter PaTrick! Also, that first "Yesss Child" catches Josiah so off-guard he laughs and asks Pat to repeat it, which he does of course.