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Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

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For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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Fezzie said:
I had to filter out a lot of photos of you looking like you're a broooooding rockstar but I think I got the right gal.

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I was picturing her as some kind of Polish folk dancer where they celebrate a successful bean harvest then hit stray dogs with brooms for future luck. I can see why she's a successful dancer now.

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She laughed at that, just for the record.

No, Mal really is great. We've been together for over 13 years, and we both agree one of the reasons why it's worked is we do keep our private life relatively private.

Example: that idiot John Mulaney knocking up Aaron Rodgers beard (like I said, I do like YOUR version of Rugby you call "football"). That's the kind of shit a manager leaks to the tabloids as a way of averting a PR nightmare because he just left his wife, and the timing does not look good. It's one of numerous examples, but I can safely say two things: Mulaney is an ugly cheating yenta, and I'm sure his relationship with Olivia "Ronnie" Munn will go greeaaatttt.

So, we don't talk about our personal life to the press here - minus the Pani Magazine interview we did together years ago.

As for the pictures of me... I think it's a rule in Rock photography to look like you're brooding. Every smiling picture seems to get tossed.
 
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Seriously fuck you guys. I took your suggestion to play the "child" drinking game, and now I'm posting from hospital after getting my stomach pumped. NOT COOL!

Also, can someone tell me what the reference is to him admitting being pegged? Was he just riling him up or is that real? I haven't followed Rick's happenings since the reddit days but jumped back in when apostlegate was first posted on the cumtown site.
 
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damitjenkins20cars said:
Also, can someone tell me what the reference is to him admitting being pegged? Was he just riling him up or is that real? I haven't followed Rick's happenings since the reddit days but jumped back in when apostlegate was first posted on the cumtown site.
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IIRC, it was something where a guy said something about fucking women. Rick responded that he doesn't fuck women, women fuck him.
 
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"Your mouth is doing thaT thing again, liTTle baby child!"

I was able to listen again and without distraction this time. Theres so many things I missed the first time. There'll probably be more if I listen a third time.

I think the phone disconnect at the beginning was because he was somewhere public and answered his Hufpo reporter on speaker phone as he was walking away so everyone could hear. That's why the abrupt hang up after 'fat faggot'. As funny as the crazy man rant would be from his front porch he was just an insane man reciting the same words over and over on a public sidewalk in front of a Hooligans or some other place.

He lives with cognitive dissonance. His Norman Bates persona is unsettling. It's also unsettling that nobody helps him. Nice friends and family, stupid.
 
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Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Cygnus Nana X-1 said:
"Your mouth is doing thaT thing again, liTTle baby child!"

I was able to listen again and without distraction this time. Theres so many things I missed the first time. There'll probably be more if I listen a third time.

I think the phone disconnect at the beginning was because he was somewhere public and answered his Hufpo reporter on speaker phone as he was walking away so everyone could hear. That's why the abrupt hang up after 'fat faggot'. As funny as the crazy man rant would be from his front porch he was just an insane man reciting the same words over and over on a public sidewalk in front of a Hooligans or some other place.

He lives with cognitive dissonance. His Norman Bates persona is unsettling. It's also unsettling that nobody helps him. Nice friends and family, stupid.
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I can't listen a 3rd time, not for a while anyway. I tapped out with 5min left on the 2nd go. It's too unhinged
 
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DorothyCumia said:
Wasn't this confirmed in the Medium articles? Dummy Seth fell for the mole, Seth gave Fatricia the heads up that the mole was legit and how to contact him.
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I was under the impression that the mole is one person/character and Josiah is another. The mole was feeding Rick and Seth the identities of SpaceEdge and Quasi and Rick was tell Josiah about it. It might be the same person playing both characters, but I didn't get the impression that Josiah was the mole.
 
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I'm just this guy you know?
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Josiah is an independent freelance journalist that worked with the mole on the same story. He isn't the mole.
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Josiah is a member of the forum you all know and love. But out of privacy and safety from the pig hunting him down and turning him into roni, he'll remain anonymous for know. It's not Motley Poo, for real. Genuinely. Seriously, would tell you if I weren't genuine.
 
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Cygnus Nana X-1 said:
I think the phone disconnect at the beginning was because he was somewhere public and answered his Hufpo reporter on speaker phone as he was walking away so everyone could hear. That's why the abrupt hang up after 'fat faggot'. As funny as the crazy man rant would be from his front porch he was just an insane man reciting the same words over and over on a public sidewalk in front of a Hooligans or some other place.
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It's a good theory and would he hilarious if true.

Do you remember that scene in the Sopranos where Tony's Russian ex drunk dials his home and gets Carmela? She tells her "I'm the vun who is fucking your husband" and Carmela hangs up immediately, gasping with shock, only to compose herself and answer when commie cunt calls back?

That's how I imagined Fat reacted when Josiah called him "a fat faggot with bitch tits" the first time. A womanly response. Pure, unbridled panic and fear. Instant hang up. Flight not fight. Then he took a deep breath, downed his shot of neon coloured gimmick sugar booze and went outside. He called back using every fibre of his being trying to sound calm and collected. He had an answer half ready. "Oh we already knew that, Sweety" he replied, sounding like Bond at the roulette table in his diseased mind.

But it was more a Shooter McGavin "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" riposte.

"You already knew you were a fat faggot with bitch tits? Josiah answered with glee.

Voice rising, Fat managed to maintain some semblance of rationality, "No we already knew you were a lying poser" and then, losing coherence slightly "and you were noT the only person."

"Oh OK, is that why you spent like two hours letting me interview you? You're just that intelligent?"

At this point Fat made a noise that can only be described as "Hrmph" then a long pause.....then the mask of sanity completely slipped off

"Yes, child..."

Josiah's laugh of disbelief and "what did you say??" was what everyone who heard it did and thought.

I still can't believe it's real. If you had scripted this as the end of this "bit" you'd think "nah, that couldn't happen. Even Fat isn't that mental."
 
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It's a good theory and would he hilarious if true.

Do you remember that scene in the Sopranos where Tony's Russian ex drunk dials his home and gets Carmela? She tells her "I'm the vun who is fucking your husband" and Carmela hangs up immediately, gasping with shock, only to compose herself and answer when commie cunt calls back?

That's how I imagined Fat reacted when Josiah called him "a fat faggot with bitch tits" the first time. A womanly response. Pure, unbridled panic and fear. Instant hang up. Then he took a deep breath, downed his shot of neon coloured gimmick sugar booze and went outside. He called back using every fibre of his being trying to sound calm and collected. He had an answer half ready. "Oh we already knew that, Sweety" he replied, sounding like Bond at the roulette table in his diseased mind.

But it was more a Shooter McGavin "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" riposte.

"You already knew you were a fat faggot with bitch tits? Josiah answered with glee.

Voice rising, Fat managed to maintain some semblance of rationality, "No we already knew you were a lying poser" and then, losing coherence slightly "and you were noT the only person."

"Oh OK, is that why you spent like two hours letting me interview you? You're just that intelligent?"

At this point Fat made a noise that can only be described as "Hrmph" then a long pause.....then the mask of sanity completely slipped off

"Yes, child..."

Josiah's laugh of disbelief and "what did you say??" was what everyone who heard it did and thought.

I still can't believe it's real. If you had scripted this as the end of this "bit" you'd think "nah, that couldn't happen. Even Fat isn't that mental."
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He keeps giving us great material. Thanks Pat. Funniest bit since Scott Shannon's tree on his house.
 
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I can't help but wonder if Niki has heard this.

Thinking you married this intellectual and then listening to his debating skills on this tape is priceless.
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Based on the Josiah interviews, Strictly Atalking, and his blog and Twitter posts, I don't know that anyone is dumb enough to ever consider calling Rick an intellectual. I don't think there's been one "smart" comment out of all of it. The thing he's most famous for is just something he stole and slightly modified. He's also very fat.
 
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