Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[Slackjawed Cow]

Those kids that pitch a fit in the grocery store....they grow up into Pat

 

[Harry Powell]

I tried to write a parody of “mind playing tricks on me” called “SpaceEdge playing tricks on me” today about this incident. I figured one verse could be Fat Pat, one could be Pedo Paul, and one could be Jew Rat, but it was unlistenable

 

[Will Tate]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Did he need to have no contest explained to him then too?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I tried to write a parody of “mind playing tricks on me” called “SpaceEdge playing tricks on me” today about this incident. I figured one verse could be Fat Pat, one could be Pedo Paul, and one could be Jew Rat, but it was unlistenable

Dark fucking rabbit hole you almost went down. Thoughts and prayers on your recovery.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I like the part where he said "child".

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

So I gave my wife a quick backstory on this whole saga and we listened to this on the way to dinner. She said she’s never heard a more “pretentious faggot” in her life.

I’ve since been walking around the house saying “hush, child” and it’s already driving her crazy.

 

[Will Tate]

I like the part where he said "child".

He said "child" more times in a half-hour conversation that he has John Does in his farce of a lawsuit. If that doesn't illustrate what an absolutely fucking deranged individual he is I don't know what does.

 

[Will Tate]

So I gave my wife a quick backstory on this whole saga and we listened to this on the way to dinner. She said she’s never heard a more “pretentious faggot” in her life.

I’ve since been walking around the house saying “hush, child” and it’s already driving her crazy.

This makes me think Part 5 is the perfect jumping-on point to the Pat Saga. You can draw people in with, "Hey, you wanna hear some idiot fly off the handle for damn-near half an hour straight?" But peppered in through all the tense drama and high-stakes action are references to the deeper lore, which might hook the curiosity of some. "Who are Adrienne and Jon?" "What lawsuit?" Some might do a deep-dive through the back-issues of Patposting, which the KF thread sums up beautifully. This was a legendary sperg-out and there's no way anyone who hears it doesn't go, "What the fuck is wrong with this maniac?" I'd laugh myself into a heart attack if THIS was what made Pat go multi-million-view-level viral. It'd serve him right.

 

[1073waaf]

When he let out the first “yes, child” I laughed so fucking hard.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Points of note - he keeps telling Josiah that Josiah didn't hear what the judge said at the end of the last hearing. When Josiah calls his bluff and asks what exactly the judge said, Pussy Bitch deflects it.

Also, when Pussy Bitch rages that Josiah will be imprisoned for felony reporter impersonation, Josiah asks why Sascha Baron Cohen hasn't been imprisoned. Pussy Bitch's response? "SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DON'T GET TO TALK!"

"You don't get to talk to me". That sounds like you wield the power here, PB, which kinda takes the wind out of your claims of being the victim.

 

[Will Tate]

Points of note - he keeps telling Josiah that Josiah didn't hear what the judge said at the end of the last hearing. When Josiah calls his bluff and asks what exactly the judge said, Pussy Bitch deflects it.

"What did the judge say that I missed? Tell me."

"No, you didn't, child."

He's just so woefully fucking retarded.

 

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

Ok i just listened again while I was rigging, and now I got a new opinion. This is probably against the grain, but does anyone else think that all that “hush baby child“ stuff actually sounds…really freakin’ cool?

 

[UnPRePared]

Ok i just listened again while I was rigging, and now I got a new opinion. This is probably against the grain, but does anyone else think that all that “hush baby child“ stuff actually sounds…really freakin’ cool?

No, child.

 

[1073waaf]

I love the idea of the Milwaukee police department listening to this and having a good chuckle over it.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Close! He said it 64 times.

That over two childs per minute

 

[UnPRePared]

So, nearly 60, don't know dick about American internet...

If this spreads around Everytime he tweets, then he has to be done, right? There's no excusing that.

Schinkle bout it - for every ten who see that link, maybe two will click it. One will listen all the way through. He'll tell buddies, they'll tell buddies, and it's like dominoes. Soon, he won't be able to tell the atalkers from the Word of Mouthers, and then the craziness starts to get confirmed outside our circle.

Fucking hell, Brothermen - who ever imagined this when we discovered a disgraced radio host fucked a boy with tits on the downlow?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"What did the judge say that I missed? Tell me."

"No, you didn't, child."

He's just so woefully fucking retarded.

Live action version of his typical “I already provided you with facts and evidence, child. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.”

 

[guest]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

I'm retarded, but maybe hang up instead of staying on the phone for half an hour with a troll.

 

[fricklefrackle]

That over two childs per minute

One child every 25.8 seconds.