Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[satanssockpuppet]

jim norton not having any chairs to sit in his apartment is a neverending 20 year gift of hilarity

If Jimmy's statuesque he-bride was a woman, she'd be the most insufferable, annoying twat on God's green earth. The fact that it's a guy in a dress makes it that much worse.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Bam's Feet]

Suicide is imminent

 

[Stent]

An adult with framed KISS posters. She can't push him off the balcony quick enough.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

wtf is an "i-wren"

 

[chewtoyrapist]

jim norton not having any chairs to sit in his apartment is a neverending 20 year gift of hilarity

Why do they still have the christmas tree up?

 

[TorpidSloth]

It's over for Norton. I can't approve this picture, as a heterosexual male. This is probably the gayest thing from him I have ever seen. The picture speaks a thousand words. Look how happy he is, I should be glad but I don't, because he is a self hating faggot you see

Haha, what a queer. All those years raging against "fucking bitches" on the radio, pretending he wanted a relationship with a woman, talking about "fat, juicy tits" etc. Miserable and lying. All he wanted was a big-dicked Scandinavian guy to pound his keester and then run him a bubble bath. And he still won't admit he's a homosexual. Incredible self-deception.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Haha, what a queer. All those years raging against "fucking bitches" on the radio, pretending he wanted a relationship with a woman, talking about "fat, juicy tits" etc. Miserable and lying. All he wanted was a big-dicked Scandinavian guy to pound his keester and then run him a bubble bath. And he still won't admit he's a homosexual. Incredible self-deception.

It's funny because he won't admit he's gay but also doesn't call himself straight anymore. If you're getting fucked in the ass by a man who has some feminine qualities does that make it "not gay"? I guess according to Norton logic it does.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

jim norton not having any chairs to sit in his apartment is a neverending 20 year gift of hilarity

I can't even finish it. I like how Nik's voice gets real masculine when he's bitter

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Some Norwegians sound American for some reason

That's just about how my friend sounds!

 

[AnthonyCumio]

Serious questions:
Does he get fucked in the ass?
Does he fuck "her" in the ass?
Do they suck each others' dicks?
Do they jerk each other off?

I have so many more questions.

Does he wash the shit off his dick with "her" piss?
Does "she" wash the shit off "her" dick with his piss?

*EDIT:* Got my pronouns wildly wrong.

 

[Stent]

Serious questions:
Does he get fucked in the ass?
Does he fuck "him" in the ass?
Do they suck each others' dicks?
Do they jerk each other off?

I have so many more questions.

Does he wash the shit off his dick with "his" piss?
Does "she" wash the shit off "her" dick with his piss?

When Jim starts explaining how he loves the smell of his own ass on his "wife's" dick, will you be glad you asked?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Yes because I'm not mentally ill or a homosexual! What's so fucking hard to grasp?!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

What's so fucking hard to grasp?!

The penis, I think.

 

[Bam's Feet]

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I think it has more to do with the fact Alan was a hooker

 

[AnthonyCumio]

It's not transgender until you cut the cock off.

 

[alkiefuck2]

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I'm completely straight man, Dude, I wish was gay but I'm not, I'd tell ya

 

[PogromStallone]

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Obviously the issue people has with it is that he's married to a tranny. Not that he used to pay Igor in chat tokens.

 

[LingerLonger]

Credit where credit is due -- I don't hear a trace of a Norwegian accent. Vurry good language skills

Prince Alan is actually Russian. But moved to Norway where being an HIV positive viking rentboy is more socially acceptable.