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The story where Artie just thought he had sex with a stripper in Vegas then she asked for $500 was so funny. Better to pay than have her cause a scene though.That's what Norton admitted publicly. But what really happened was that Norton paid for Prince Alan as an escort to fly to Canada to meet him for a week of sodomy and degeneracy in a hotel. The 'rules' of hiring hookers for a week at a time is that they get to leave you during the day to go shopping and go to the spa and spend your money. You don't just keep them prisoner in a hotel room for ten days straight.
But Prince Alan was seeing other clients during the day on Norton's dime. Norton paid for the viking's airfare and hotel and part of it was some understanding of exclusivity. Even the most loser sex addict like Norton doesn't want to pay for his male prostitute to basically give freebies and discounts to other dudes. But Prince Alan was leaving the hotel and banging other dudes when Norton was unaware. Norton found out and lost his mind and was shocked that a professional whore was dishonest.
Artie once told a story on Stern where he paid for a stripper to follow him back and hook at his hotel. And he banged her and paid her and she said "you want to go again but with some coke this time?". Artie said "sure" and gave her the money for the coke and she left to go get some from her dealer. But then never returned and Artie didn't have her number so she rolled him for a few hundred extra because he was dumb enough to trust a random hooker.
I guarantee you, the sex ended a long time agoReminder that Jim Norton literally is homosexual. Sometimes you forget since this is all so absurd it feels like a bit, but he literally takes a well above average sized cock in the ass every night.
That's what Norton admitted publicly. But what really happened was that Norton paid for Prince Alan as an escort to fly to Canada to meet him for a week of sodomy and degeneracy in a hotel. The 'rules' of hiring hookers for a week at a time is that they get to leave you during the day to go shopping and go to the spa and spend your money. You don't just keep them prisoner in a hotel room for ten days straight.
But Prince Alan was seeing other clients during the day on Norton's dime. Norton paid for the viking's airfare and hotel and part of it was some understanding of exclusivity. Even the most loser sex addict like Norton doesn't want to pay for his male prostitute to basically give freebies and discounts to other dudes. But Prince Alan was leaving the hotel and banging other dudes when Norton was unaware. Norton found out and lost his mind and was shocked that a professional whore was dishonest.
He's going to die of "autoerotic asphyxiation" after the Norseman chokes him to death with a belt and makes it look like a suicide. The twist: it was all planned for years. Eat your heart out, M. Night.
She's a professional marriage counselor
The woman who killed her pregnant friend by chopping her up with an axe, after having an affair with her husband, got a jury to find her not guilty. She would then move to another town, change her name, and become a marriage counselor and child psychologist as well. Her name is or was Candy Montgomery. She was ugly in real life but was played by Elizabeth Olsen on HBO.She's a professional marriage counselor. Despite never being married even once in her entire life, despite not even liking men, despite being a prostitute, despite being a slut, despite being the absolute LAST person that anyone should ever take relationship advice from... that's what she does for a living.
Am I the only one who thinks that Jim could pass as a woman way easier than the Viking? Not saying that Jim will convince *anyone*, but his off-the-charts estrogen levels and his diminutive stature makes it a lot easier for him.
Hot damn
Putting up with women's shite is hard enough, imagine having to tolerate it from a guy pretending to be one? "oh my god.." fuck off man
Drunk and suicidalSeriously. Even if this was an actual woman and she was a 10, this'd be insufferable behavior. I know "she" is doing all this under the guise of irony but I guarantee this is what Thor is actually like even when the cameras are off.
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