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Jim Norton Married a Tranny!
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The story where Artie just thought he had sex with a stripper in Vegas then she asked for $500 was so funny. Better to pay than have her cause a scene though.
Am I the only one who gets annoyed at Jim's eyebrows? Such a weird thing to get mad about...
I guarantee you, the sex ended a long time ago
I think Jim was hoping that the Viking would continue to be a whore and Jim could jerk off in the closet while the Viking was 'plying his trade'
I used to date a lesbo, and she had one of her lesbo friends come to my house for the weekend.
Her lesbo friend had a profile on fetlife and modelmayhem, and she brought along some 60yo Silicon Valley divorcee. The whole thing was incredibly cringey, because Mr Divorcee seemed utterly clueless that he was chaperoning a hooker around. Like, I really and truly think that he thought he was in a relationship with this lesbo. To me, it was beyond obvious that the girl wasn't even into men.
On the first night, my GF and her lesbo friend lezzed out and she had me shoot some pix and video. I have so little interest in lesbos, I don't even have a copy of the pics. I literally couldn't care less about lesbonics, does nothing for me.
On the second day, the lesbo-from-out-of-town disappeared for the afternoon. Her patron (the Silicon Valley dude) was getting really pissy. Imagine if you invited Jim Norton to your house for a weekend, Norton brought a whore, and the whore bailed on him. That was the general vibe.
The Silicon Valley dude was a serious pervert, and me and my GF are down for whatever, so he suggested that the four of us go to a sex club. And so we did. I ended up fucking my own GF at the sex club, but then a bunch of drama ensued. Basically the lesbo-from-out-of-town, it turned out that she'd spend the afternoon "taking pictures" with a photographer who she was in contact with on model mayhem. (The photographer showed up to the sex club, which was super awkward. To this day I have no idea if the-lesbo-from-out-of-town invited him, or if he was just stalking her location on social media. Both my lesbo GF and the other lesbo had an annoying habit of posting every single damn thing they ever did, in real time, on Twitter and the like.)
So Mr Silicon Valley was not only paying for her airfare and her bills, but he wasn't getting laid, AND it seemed pretty obvious that she DID fuck the other dude (from model mayhem.)
The whole experience really soured me on The Fet Life Crowd. Because at one point during the weekend, my GF basically decided she wanted to have a foursome:
1) I had no problem fucking her
2) She tried to get Mr Silicon Valley going by blowing him, but his dick was just a noodle. Literally nothing going on. Not even half a rod. I think this is what happens to people like Norton, after 40+ years of hardcore degeneracy, their dick stops working. And then it just turns into this weird situation where they want some human prop that they can parade around like a trophy. But they can't get hard to save their life, and their props still want to get laid once in a while, so their props go find dick elsewhere.
3) The lesbo-from-out-of-town never took a single item of clothing off. She basically sat in the corner for the room (at a safe distance lol) and recorded the whole thing on her iPhone, while bundled up in a big hooded sweat shirt that might as well have said DON'T TOUCH ME
The kicker?
She's a professional marriage counselor. Despite never being married even once in her entire life, despite not even liking men, despite being a prostitute, despite being a slut, despite being the absolute LAST person that anyone should ever take relationship advice from... that's what she does for a living. The model mayhem stuff is just for spending money and attention, as far as I can see.
I can predict the future:
1) Since Jim Norton gets off on shame, and since he has to keep escalating his sexual fetishes, I believe that Jim Norton will troon out. So they're be a "transbian" couple
2) This will usher in the full-on Lesbian Bed Death part of Norton's life, where he basically becomes a weird sexless pervert. He'll still be a creep, but he'll be a celibate creep.
3) Since nobody else is going to pay for the Viking's lifestyle, I think there's a good chance he's around for a while
Am I the only one who thinks that Jim could pass as a woman way easier than the Viking? Not saying that Jim will convince *anyone*, but his off-the-charts estrogen levels and his diminutive stature makes it a lot easier for him.
Missy - as I think she has posted - is a 'qualified personal trainer'. Qualifications across any faculty these days don't mean shit unless they're for something that has a practical outcome (surgery, building something to a standard etc).
LitCrit music festival II - the stlakers' revenge
https://app.suno.ai/create/ Let's go, children. Leave no one standing. Extras:
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Shadows of Deceit: an AI song about Jim and Nikki
The woman who killed her pregnant friend by chopping her up with an axe, after having an affair with her husband, got a jury to find her not guilty. She would then move to another town, change her name, and become a marriage counselor and child psychologist as well. Her name is or was Candy Montgomery. She was ugly in real life but was played by Elizabeth Olsen on HBO.
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Hot damn
I wonder at what point their whole "Look at us, we're such a wacky mismatched couple but we love each other really" charade is going to start wearing thin and they'll realize the horrifying reality of their situation, which in Jimmy's case is that he married a male prostitute and in Thor's case that he married a 60 year old guy he has nothing in common with for the money and to try and get famous to no avail.
Putting up with women's shite is hard enough, imagine having to tolerate it from a guy pretending to be one? "oh my god.." fuck off man
Seriously. Even if this was an actual woman and she was a 10, this'd be insufferable behavior. I know "she" is doing all this under the guise of irony but I guarantee this is what Thor is actually like even when the cameras are off.
Drunk and suicidal