If Jimmy's statuesque he-bride was a woman, she'd be the most insufferable, annoying twat on God's green earth. The fact that it's a guy in a dress makes it that much worse.
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Jim Norton Married a Tranny!
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If Jimmy's statuesque he-bride was a woman, she'd be the most insufferable, annoying twat on God's green earth. The fact that it's a guy in a dress makes it that much worse.
Suicide is imminent
Why do they still have the christmas tree up?
Haha, what a queer. All those years raging against "fucking bitches" on the radio, pretending he wanted a relationship with a woman, talking about "fat, juicy tits" etc. Miserable and lying. All he wanted was a big-dicked Scandinavian guy to pound his keester and then run him a bubble bath. And he still won't admit he's a homosexual. Incredible self-deception.
It's funny because he won't admit he's gay but also doesn't call himself straight anymore. If you're getting fucked in the ass by a man who has some feminine qualities does that make it "not gay"? I guess according to Norton logic it does.
I can't even finish it. I like how Nik's voice gets real masculine when he's bitter
That's just about how my friend sounds!
Serious questions:
Does he get fucked in the ass?
Does he fuck "her" in the ass?
Do they suck each others' dicks?
Do they jerk each other off?
I have so many more questions.
Does he wash the shit off his dick with "her" piss?
Does "she" wash the shit off "her" dick with his piss?
*EDIT:* Got my pronouns wildly wrong.
Does he get fucked in the ass?
Does he fuck "her" in the ass?
Do they suck each others' dicks?
Do they jerk each other off?
I have so many more questions.
Does he wash the shit off his dick with "her" piss?
Does "she" wash the shit off "her" dick with his piss?
*EDIT:* Got my pronouns wildly wrong.
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When Jim starts explaining how he loves the smell of his own ass on his "wife's" dick, will you be glad you asked?
Yes because I'm not mentally ill or a homosexual! What's so fucking hard to grasp?!
The penis, I think.
I think it has more to do with the fact Alan was a hooker
It's not transgender until you cut the cock off.
Obviously the issue people has with it is that he's married to a tranny. Not that he used to pay Igor in chat tokens.
Prince Alan is actually Russian. But moved to Norway where being an HIV positive viking rentboy is more socially acceptable.