Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[The Talking Dead]

To a lifetime of mistakes for the newlyweds.

This seems like a very solid foundation to build a marriage upon. Especially when both people involved are so mentally healthy!

Congratulations to the happy couple!

 

[Sue Lightning]

I’ll listen later and let everyone know.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Holy shit listen to that intro song…is that serious?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I’ll listen later and let everyone know.

Just keep the gun and any sharp object away from you when you do.

 

[Imager]

Me the entire time reading this thread:

Except I'm White

 

[bantadant]

Can't wait for the inevitable murder-suicide

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Erock, comment?

 

[The Talking Dead]

Erock, comment?

Let me guess - they dance around the fact that he married a man in a dress for 20 mins while acting like there's nothing weird about it other than the fact Jimmy finally got married?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I’ll listen later and let everyone know.

0 comments.
Jesus.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Let me guess - they dance around the fact that he married a man in a dress for 20 mins while acting like there's nothing weird about it other than the fact Jimmy finally got married?

I'm not sure, I'm not listening to that fat retard.

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

Let me guess - they dance around the fact that he married a man in a dress for 20 mins while acting like there's nothing weird about it other than the fact Jimmy finally got married?

He say's he had no idea and doesn't listen to Jim and Sam and hasn't really talked with Jim in years.

Then they actually have a couple zingers calling it a man.

Then they talk to some porn whore they know, who says Norton has been married for a couple of years now.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Dude looks like a straight-haired carrot top

 

[Cumiace]

"Middlesex"
The giant basketball-palming manhands
The Hooli's slop soup
We're living in a simulation

 

[Jenna]

What do you guys think was their wedding song? I'm guessing "Norwegian Wood".

No no no but seriously, it's nice to see some Nikkis still embrace the tradwife lifestyle and take their husband's last name.

Okay enough jokes, this couple has the grace and chemistry of Charlotte Flair yelling at a fat bald referee for not counting the pin fast enough.

Yeah this unironically seems like a win-win situation for all involved. Nikki gets her greencard to America and gets to spend Jim's money (and get a doggy) while Jimmy gets to fulfill his fetishes with his well-endowed wife. I think more than that, he's (finally) dropping the whole Chip character and trying to reinvent himself as the weird pervy comment who married a trans lady. He put a ring on it for the material, in the hopes he can get paid to do a Netflix special and have The Advocate call him 'hysterically candid and brave".

Y'know, he's a miserable fucking dude and if this is the one thing that brings him genuine joy, mazel tov ya little creep. He got the girl!

 

[NigelCumia]

I'm going to do it, I'm going to get the bottom surgery. I want to be your wife, fully.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Erock, comment?

As cryptic and vague as always, fucking Slobbo

 

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

obviously this was done on purpose in occordance to Globo Homo

Jim's is going to get very rich off of trying to normalize this. I like men

 

[The Talking Dead]

I'm going to do it, I'm going to get the bottom surgery. I want to be your wife, fully.

Jimmy gets bottom surgery every time they fuck (He gets pounded in the ass very brutally is what I'm saying here).

 

[NigelCumia]

The psychological damage but must come from being attracted to a man posing as a woman. My dick only gets hard if my uncanny valley detection is firing like a KISS pinball machine.