"Jimmy's Place" would make a terrifying Universal Studios Halloween attraction.
You walk down a strangely lit hallway of gigantic kiss posters and photos of famous strangers. See a bare kitchen, a room of folding chairs and garish leopard prints. Outside special effects light up the sky to resemble the Ghostbusters finale. Then into the bedroom painted neon pink, a safari rug, and a little table set up for a family of teddy bears. Laying on the bed, a 6 foot tall mentally ill Nordic man and former prostitute snuggles with a flabby bald larva looking man twice his age and half his size on urine soaked sheets. They are covered in each other's sweat, semen, and fecal matter. The room smells like the high school locker room after football practice, mixed with rotten eggs.
The horror.
You walk down a strangely lit hallway of gigantic kiss posters and photos of famous strangers. See a bare kitchen, a room of folding chairs and garish leopard prints. Outside special effects light up the sky to resemble the Ghostbusters finale. Then into the bedroom painted neon pink, a safari rug, and a little table set up for a family of teddy bears. Laying on the bed, a 6 foot tall mentally ill Nordic man and former prostitute snuggles with a flabby bald larva looking man twice his age and half his size on urine soaked sheets. They are covered in each other's sweat, semen, and fecal matter. The room smells like the high school locker room after football practice, mixed with rotten eggs.
The horror.
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