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Jim Norton fired by Siriusxm

CorradoSoprano4

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NoBacon said:
Morton just needs to march straight into the managers office, look him in the eye and offer a firm handshake. Just like my boomer parents did, who had it far harder than anybody and earned everything through hard work.
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Sure they did. The same boomer generation who could get a job straight out of high school that paid enough to buy a 5 bedroom house and support their families with 3 kids achieved everything through hard work.

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CorradoSoprano4 said:
Sure they did. The same boomer generation who could get a job straight out of high school that paid enough to buy a 5 bedroom house with and support their families with 3 kids achieved everything through hard work.

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If only our generation could work as hard.

They raised us spoiled and so we don't want to work so we have to keep importing brown people. There's simply no other way.
 
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LingerLonger said:
Him showing Sirius and Sam that he has other options. And could start a podcast on his own and that if Sirius wants him they need to meet his demands of salary raise and a secondary show and whatever retarded ideas are in Norton's pea sized AIDS riddled brain.
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Sirius doesn't let their employees do podcasts. Big Jay and Soder did a 21 Jump Street podcast with Ari Shaffir during Covid but because of Sirius' they had to say every episode that Ari was the host and Jay and Dan were just guests. When The Regz first premiered, it had it's own podcast feed but because of Sirius they had to stop doing that so now it's published under the YKWD feed.
So if Norton is actually doing a podcast, I don't think he's coming back.
 
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Walking away from an easy gig to do a podcast?

What a country!
 
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JebJoh said:
I have no other info but what I have heard him say but I believe he paid it off as quickly as he could. It is possible he needed to spend some cash getting his wife over here and I am sure his maintenance is burdensome though so it will never really be paid off
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I thought it was paid off since it’s clear he doesn’t spend his money on anything - he only goes out for stand up gigs and dresses like a slob. Norton is cheap /frugal except for money he blows on tranny web cams.
 
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No chance Jim goes to Branson to do shows with someone named Smirnoff. He’s in recovery!!!
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This is 1000% rampant speculation on my part, but you guys might dig it:

As everyone knows, Norton is DEATHLY afraid of having ANY alcohol.

All of us had assumed that he's just a giant pussy, and he was irrationally worried about it.

Right now, I'm trying to get on a liver transplant list. In order to qualify, my alcohol tests have to ASTOUNDINGLY low. A single beer would bounce me off a transplant list. I've read stories about people who got disqualified because they used hand sanitizer.

And the tests go waaaaaaay back. They can detect alcohol use for about 30-45 days using something called a "peth" test, and they can test your hair for however long your hair is. If your hair is four inches long, they can do a hair test to see if you had a drink in July of 2024.

I've been doing research to make sure that I pass all my tests with flying colors, and noticed something funny: most of the people who are scrutinized at this level are on probation for a crime.

IE, for every person like ME, who's trying to get a liver because I blew mine up, there are a hundred dudes who are sweating the test because they don't want to go back to prison for violating their parole.

That might explain why:

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1) Jim cut off all his hair in the 90s
2) he's scared shitless of the tiniest drop of booze

If so, it begs the question: if he was arrested, what was it for?

I tried searching, but all of the 'hits' come back for when he was arrested during 'Sex for Sam.'
 
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Jack_Horner said:
If so, it begs the question: if he was arrested, what was it for?

I tried searching, but all of the 'hits' come back for when he was arrested during 'Sex for Sam.'
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When Norton was a kid he would 'prank' call the FBI when drunk. So he had some sort of plea in juvenile court that caused him to go to rehab instead of jail. Because drunk dialing the FBI hundreds of times during a blackout is not legal. But who knows what else happened. Norton has all those molestation stories where he's the one molesting kids in his neighborhood. He might have had another arrest as a child for Monster Rain that is still sealed in court records because he was a minor.

Though Patrice's record was supposed to be sealed as he was a juvenile offender. Somehow the Canadian government had him on a list of sex offenders (for rape). And him getting turned away at the border made enough news that he had to address it. And he revealed his rape arrest as a teenager on O&A. Probably Norton's early legal issues as a child are still in some court somewhere just on paper only so you'd have to know exactly where they are to find them.
 
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Jack_Horner said:
This is 1000% rampant speculation on my part, but you guys might dig it:

As everyone knows, Norton is DEATHLY afraid of having ANY alcohol.

All of us had assumed that he's just a giant pussy, and he was irrationally worried about it.

Right now, I'm trying to get on a liver transplant list. In order to qualify, my alcohol tests have to ASTOUNDINGLY low. A single beer would bounce me off a transplant list. I've read stories about people who got disqualified because they used hand sanitizer.

And the tests go waaaaaaay back. They can detect alcohol use for about 30-45 days using something called a "peth" test, and they can test your hair for however long your hair is. If your hair is four inches long, they can do a hair test to see if you had a drink in July of 2024.

I've been doing research to make sure that I pass all my tests with flying colors, and noticed something funny: most of the people who are scrutinized at this level are on probation for a crime.

IE, for every person like ME, who's trying to get a liver because I blew mine up, there are a hundred dudes who are sweating the test because they don't want to go back to prison for violating their parole.

That might explain why:

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1) Jim cut off all his hair in the 90s
2) he's scared shitless of the tiniest drop of booze

If so, it begs the question: if he was arrested, what was it for?

I tried searching, but all of the 'hits' come back for when he was arrested during 'Sex for Sam.'
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This is interesting speculation, but he wouldn’t have to *keep* cutting his hair 40 years later 🤔
 
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