Jim Norton fired by Siriusxm

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Did he actually? After the initial reveal, he was coy and never even mentioned the trans thing but now he's talking about his bride's balls?

No, he had some smelly chick on who does not have time to shower or some bullshit and then Jim said Nikki smelled like egg rolls yesterday because they are Chinese food. I assumed he was face deep his Nikki's taint.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Did he actually? After the initial reveal, he was coy and never even mentioned the trans thing but now he's talking about his bride's balls?

He always mentions her penis.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

her penis

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

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She's pre-op transgender idiot.

 

[Chive Turkey]

She's pre-op transgender idiot.

In English we call that 'a man' or 'a faggot'.


'Fucking faggot' is also acceptable.

 

[LiberalPussy]

In English we call that 'a man' or 'a faggot'.


'Fucking faggot' is also acceptable.

I also accept “mentally ill man in a dress” personally.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I also accept “mentally ill man in a dress” personally.

It really is a versatile and beautiful language.

 

[fusciasomething]

In English we call that 'a man' or 'a faggot'.


'Fucking faggot' is also acceptable.

You’re trying to rationalize with a Jim and Sam superfan

 

[Chive Turkey]

You’re trying to rationalize with a Jim and Sam superfan

No, child, I'm not. I'm educating him.

 

[FamilyDollar]

Jim and Sam superfan

In English we call that 'a man' or 'a faggot'.


'Fucking faggot' is also acceptable.

 

[fusciasomething]

No, child, I'm not. I'm educating him.

I’m gonna pepperoni you if you keep up this attitude

 

[BUBBLER]

This is 1000% rampant speculation on my part, but you guys might dig it:

As everyone knows, Norton is DEATHLY afraid of having ANY alcohol.

All of us had assumed that he's just a giant pussy, and he was irrationally worried about it.

Right now, I'm trying to get on a liver transplant list. In order to qualify, my alcohol tests have to ASTOUNDINGLY low. A single beer would bounce me off a transplant list. I've read stories about people who got disqualified because they used hand sanitizer.

And the tests go waaaaaaay back. They can detect alcohol use for about 30-45 days using something called a "peth" test, and they can test your hair for however long your hair is. If your hair is four inches long, they can do a hair test to see if you had a drink in July of 2024.

I've been doing research to make sure that I pass all my tests with flying colors, and noticed something funny: most of the people who are scrutinized at this level are on probation for a crime.

IE, for every person like ME, who's trying to get a liver because I blew mine up, there are a hundred dudes who are sweating the test because they don't want to go back to prison for violating their parole.

That might explain why:

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1) Jim cut off all his hair in the 90s
2) he's scared shitless of the tiniest drop of booze

If so, it begs the question: if he was arrested, what was it for?

I tried searching, but all of the 'hits' come back for when he was arrested during 'Sex for Sam.'

Nice failing liver, stupid

 

[Udders]

Sirius previews for Monday are still showing Jim & Sam, fwiw.

The biggest AM radio station on the west coast just eliminated their entire news department.

Wtf is AM radio for if not for news?

 

[Nana Cumia]

So what's the haps? Is the homo fired or not?

 

[LingerLonger]

So what's the haps? Is the homo fired or not?

They've done three month contract extensions before. So he's not fired yet. He probably re-signs for at least another month. I cannot imagine Norton being insane enough to walk away from Sirius with them not even working five days a week.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

When Norton was a kid he would 'prank' call the FBI when drunk. So he had some sort of plea in juvenile court that caused him to go to rehab instead of jail. Because drunk dialing the FBI hundreds of times during a blackout is not legal. But who knows what else happened. Norton has all those molestation stories where he's the one molesting kids in his neighborhood. He might have had another arrest as a child for Monster Rain that is still sealed in court records because he was a minor.

Though Patrice's record was supposed to be sealed as he was a juvenile offender. Somehow the Canadian government had him on a list of sex offenders (for rape). And him getting turned away at the border made enough news that he had to address it. And he revealed his rape arrest as a teenager on O&A. Probably Norton's early legal issues as a child are still in some court somewhere just on paper only so you'd have to know exactly where they are to find them.

I was just listening to that Patrice segment the other day. Norton literally says that he had also been denied entry in the past. Opie asks him why and he worms his way around it but assures everybody it’s nowhere near as serious as Patrices rape.

Canada can deny you entry based on arrest records if they want to, meaning he could have been denied because of sex for Sam. If that were the case, he would have just said that but he didn’t so it very well could be something from his juvenile record if the jurisdiction shared juvie records

 

[cliveowen]

This is 1000% rampant speculation on my part, but you guys might dig it:

As everyone knows, Norton is DEATHLY afraid of having ANY alcohol.

All of us had assumed that he's just a giant pussy, and he was irrationally worried about it.

Right now, I'm trying to get on a liver transplant list. In order to qualify, my alcohol tests have to ASTOUNDINGLY low. A single beer would bounce me off a transplant list. I've read stories about people who got disqualified because they used hand sanitizer.

And the tests go waaaaaaay back. They can detect alcohol use for about 30-45 days using something called a "peth" test, and they can test your hair for however long your hair is. If your hair is four inches long, they can do a hair test to see if you had a drink in July of 2024.

I've been doing research to make sure that I pass all my tests with flying colors, and noticed something funny: most of the people who are scrutinized at this level are on probation for a crime.

IE, for every person like ME, who's trying to get a liver because I blew mine up, there are a hundred dudes who are sweating the test because they don't want to go back to prison for violating their parole.

That might explain why:

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1) Jim cut off all his hair in the 90s
2) he's scared shitless of the tiniest drop of booze

If so, it begs the question: if he was arrested, what was it for?

I tried searching, but all of the 'hits' come back for when he was arrested during 'Sex for Sam.'

How bad is your liver?

 

[Bigsmooth]

Who would have thought the last bastion of O and A would be Sam Fucking Roberts

Sam took his autistic knowledge and understanding of backstage wrestling politics & adapted them to climbing the radio ladder

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

This is 1000% rampant speculation on my part, but you guys might dig it:

As everyone knows, Norton is DEATHLY afraid of having ANY alcohol.

All of us had assumed that he's just a giant pussy, and he was irrationally worried about it.

Right now, I'm trying to get on a liver transplant list. In order to qualify, my alcohol tests have to ASTOUNDINGLY low. A single beer would bounce me off a transplant list. I've read stories about people who got disqualified because they used hand sanitizer.

And the tests go waaaaaaay back. They can detect alcohol use for about 30-45 days using something called a "peth" test, and they can test your hair for however long your hair is. If your hair is four inches long, they can do a hair test to see if you had a drink in July of 2024.

I've been doing research to make sure that I pass all my tests with flying colors, and noticed something funny: most of the people who are scrutinized at this level are on probation for a crime.

IE, for every person like ME, who's trying to get a liver because I blew mine up, there are a hundred dudes who are sweating the test because they don't want to go back to prison for violating their parole.

That might explain why:

View attachment 239994

1) Jim cut off all his hair in the 90s
2) he's scared shitless of the tiniest drop of booze

If so, it begs the question: if he was arrested, what was it for?

I tried searching, but all of the 'hits' come back for when he was arrested during 'Sex for Sam.'

Good ol' Toast getting a RIGHTEOUS BONUS.

 

[Suetonius]

Though Patrice's record was supposed to be sealed as he was a juvenile offender. Somehow the Canadian government had him on a list of sex offenders (for rape). And him getting turned away at the border made enough news that he had to address it. And he revealed his rape arrest as a teenager on O&A. Probably Norton's early legal issues as a child are still in some court somewhere just on paper only so you'd have to know exactly where they are to find them.

Shits retarded anyway because he wasn’t in for rape, but statutory rape.

Question - How do you statutory rape someone who’s 15 when you’re 16? You can’t.

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