Imagine being this miserable. Holy fuck LMAO.

[Slackjawed Cow]

I can get brothermen 4 tickets for a generous $56,000 if anyone is looking.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

He's constantly comparing things to high school, bitches about his teachers, bitches about his classmates, about how they are hicks and he's big city boy

Remember when he made an odd brag about picking his wife up from her "office tower"? It's almost like something a drunk rube would say.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I dunno, Pat. I was basically that guy in high school and today my life is vastly superior than yours has ever been or ever will be.

Pat never played a sport or did any kind of clubs.
His entire framework of life is based on consuming media. He’d understand that there are a lot of lessons you learn from playing sports; practicing, hard work, determination, leadership and most importantly, team work. Same thing with clubs; meeting deadlines, delegating responsibility when in leadership roles, taking initiative, taking responsibility and holding yourself and others accountable when there’s a fuck up. Hell most HS sport teams require a you to maintain certain gpa (I think it’s like 2.5/2.7) through the season, cause coaches understand that academics are important. The fact that Pat sees that through media lens doesn’t get the fact that football players and football cheerleaders spend a lot of time together from practices to games. It would make sense for the two to commingle. What I’m saying is that Pat is a fat retard.

 

[guest]

Long uninteresting fucking ramble incoming

As opposed to the other interesting rambles?

We both weren’t popular.

Never would have guessed

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

People who are popular in high school might work jobs that Patrick considers “beneath him” but they are the ones with social skills and lot of close friends. They’re the happiest people.

Look at Hollywood. Its a collection of the most heinous kikes in the world that were all rightfully outcasts in high school, and they are all tortured people with all kinds of crazy issues for the most part because of their satanic pedophilia.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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Alright until noon I can do $17,500 per ticket? Anyone?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Alright until noon I can do $17,500 per ticket? Anyone?

I cant imagine that crowd is going to loud. A bunch of rich suits that just want to be able to say they were there.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I cant imagine that crowd is going to loud. A bunch of rich suits that just want to be able to say they were there.

These are prime 49ers seats, lower level 100's section. I'm also not bothered either way since it's just a friend of mine who is looking to move them.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I imagine teenage Patrick decided life begins after school in a haze of comic books and ice cream, crying and defiantly reciting Captain Picard quotes in his mirror once he was cruelly uninvited of yet another drunken barnyard shindig with the jocks and girls. His mom yelling for him to get dinner whilst he swore an oath to himself to keep his geekiness hidden from plain view in college l and beat them at their own game, sexing a lot of women. Because that's what stealthy geeks are into. *turns up Powerman 5000 to maximum volume*

I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm gonna get laid this semester I'm gonna get laid I can pretend they won't even know it.
I'm COMING mom, gosh! You don't fucking get what my life is like you boomer. You're so cruel. I'll show you. I'll show you all!!!

 

[PogromStallone]

I imagine teenage Patrick decided life begins after school in a haze of comic books and ice cream, crying and defiantly reciting Captain Picard quotes in his mirror once he was cruelly uninvited of yet another drunken barnyard shindig with the jocks and girls. His mom yelling for him to get dinner whilst he swore an oath to himself to keep his geekiness hidden from plain view in high school and beat them at their own game, sexing a lot of women. Because that's what stealthy geeks are into. *turns up Powerman 5000 to maximum volume*

I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm gonna get laid this semester I'm gonna get laid I can pretend they won't even know it.
I'm COMING mom, gosh! You don't fucking get what my life is like you boomer. You're so cruel. I'll show you. I'll show you all!!!

I really don't think Pat has read that many comic books. He's a poser in every regard.

 

[A House Nigger]

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Pat really pulled out the thesaurus on this one.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Alright until noon I can do $17,500 per ticket? Anyone?

I was going to take my brother and sister if the Ravens made it. Guess I would have got the $5K nosebleeds..

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I was going to take my brother and sister if the Ravens made it. Guess I would have got the $5K nosebleeds..

It's a ridiculous market.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Why are people so fucking triggered over Taylor Swift? I don’t give a shit about her but she’s only on TV for 30-60 seconds a game and it’s between plays. That’s like 1/10 of how much you see Kelce shilling vaccines.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

It's a ridiculous market.

Yeah I’m glad they lost, Vegas blows. Maybe next year it will be more reasonable if I’m still alive and upright.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why are people so fucking triggered over Taylor Swift? I don’t give a shit about her but she’s only on TV for 30-60 seconds a game and it’s between plays. That’s like 1/10 of how much you see Kelce shilling vaccines.

There's this weird shift to make her the ruler of the universe. They tried it with Beyonce at one point but Taylor is a much more acceptable variant for the mainstream. Shame her music is utter dogshit.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yeah I’m glad they lost, Vegas blows. Maybe next year it will be more reasonable if I’m still alive and upright.

Mel willing, brotherman.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

oh you're a nerd? name 5 NP-complete algorithms

I can easily name the first five Google results, child

 

[stealthygeek]

Yeah I’m glad they lost, Vegas blows. Maybe next year it will be more reasonable if I’m still alive and upright.

Lamar's only playoff wins are vs the Texans and the Titans.

Sorry, brotherman, but your QB is a frontrunning loser. Enjoy the sweet regular season YouTube mixtapes that prompt black folx to put their fist over their mouf.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Lamar's only playoff wins are vs the Texans and the Titans.

Sorry, brotherman, but your QB is a frontrunning loser. Enjoy the sweet regular season YouTube mixtapes that prompt black folx to put their fist over their mouf.

They could have won with a decent game plan. No reason to completely abandon the run.

Also he had shit receivers to work with. Flowers is decent but his niggerish behavior fucked the team and everyone else should be cut. I’m looking forward to not seeing OBJs faggot face on the sideline again.