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I’m constantly disappointed in my kid and just want to give up.

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covidcumia said:
Post a body picture, I'm calling fat if he eats pancakes and ice cream daily. I'm pretty sure not one of my kids ever ate that, we've had pancakes a dozen times in the past 7-8 years tops. Only when people stayed over and never with ice cream.
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I will post a pic of my kids wrist, you post your kids little ham fist, and we can compare
 
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Cancerfuck said:
There's your problem, idiot. You're trying to pigeon-hole your child into things that you value without once thinking what he could value. See what interests him and encourage it, instead of shoving your own projections down his throat. You might have his best interests in mind, but you can't just unload all your shit on him without seeing what kind of person he is by exploring his own interests. Explore his own interests before yours and then gently guide him towards morality afterwards, fag.
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PFG advice brotherman. I pick him up tomorrow for a weekend of camping and I’m gonna work on this.
 
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ShutYourCakeHorn said:
Uncanny valley territory seeing a body attached to that head, i'm so used to just seeing your pfp.

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I was on a plane with him in the early 90's from NY to LA I had no idea either. We landed and were near the gate he had 2 guys with him and 2 others were approaching him. I presume he disembarked first from first class, and as I was passing his group one of the arriving guy's asked him "Bob how was your flight", the plane had an excessive amount of gooks like 40-50 in some Korean tour group, he replied "the plane smelled like like dirty cunt, from the dirty gooks". Literally, I heard that in his booming voice, he sounded tipsy, my stupid buddy i traveled with had no idea who he even was, I died laughing. He was forever then cemented as a hero of mine.
 
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covidcumia said:
I was on a plane with him in the early 90's from NY to LA I had no idea either. We landed and were near the gate he had 2 guys with him and 2 others were approaching him. I presume he disembarked first from first class, and as I was passing his group one of the arriving guy's asked him "Bob how was your flight", the plane had an excessive amount of gooks like 40-50 in some Korean tour group, he replied "the plane smelled like like dirty cunt, from the dirty gooks". Literally, I heard that in his booming voice, he sounded tipsy, my stupid buddy i traveled with had no idea who he even was, I died laughing. He was forever then cemented as a hero of mine.
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Totally different thing but
where’s the Boomia & @K-Schwabby show? This could be a great odd couple thing.
 
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covidcumia said:
I was on a plane with him in the early 90's from NY to LA I had no idea either. We landed and were near the gate he had 2 guys with him and 2 others were approaching him. I presume he disembarked first from first class, and as I was passing his group one of the arriving guy's asked him "Bob how was your flight", the plane had an excessive amount of gooks like 40-50 in some Korean tour group, he replied "the plane smelled like like dirty cunt, from the dirty gooks". Literally, I heard that in his booming voice, he sounded tipsy, my stupid buddy i traveled with had no idea who he even was, I died laughing. He was forever then cemented as a hero of mine.
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Damn that is a great story. Like him even more now.
 
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Harry Kilmer said:
PFG advice brotherman. I pick him up tomorrow for a weekend of camping and I’m gonna work on this.
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He likes the vidyas, do you at all? Talk to him about games and shit. Like others have said, don't force your interests on him. Learn about his and take some interest in them.

I've played the vidyas since I was a little boy. I still have an interest in them, not so much as playing them these days, but watching people play them on Twitch. Games were my choice for at home entertainment over watching shitty television sitcoms. I wish my parents asked any questions about my peculiar interests as a kid, but they never did. Play some Minecraft with the kid and you'll get to know him a little better, and maybe him seeing you take an interest in his hobbies will have him do shit you wanna do.

But what do I know? I'm just a Puerto Rican who hung out with Latin Kings most of his youth.
 
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Harry Kilmer said:
Damn that is a great story. Like him even more now.
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That's why I call him "Bob" lol, I remember the guy asking him calling him "Bob" lol. Like I said I had no idea he was onboard but I have created mental images of him kicking back scotch on the rocks in his Panama shirt and chinos, that's what he had on, and getting drunk and annoyed lol.
 
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Brian_Gilgore said:
I would get your kid out of scouts, it's for aspies. And it's 10x worse for the psyche if the kids there follow the rules. Put him in a sport or have him learn useful self-defense. Not the tai kwon do gym next to the AMP. Take him to the gym for an hour and let him fuck around with video games after. There's nothing in scouts you can't do with your own son, and he would enjoy it more too. If this was at Long Lake I don't blame him it's fucking miserable.
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Plus that's where you really send your kid to get molested.
 
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aRTie02150 said:
He likes the vidyas, do you at all? Talk to him about games and shit. Like others have said, don't force your interests on him. Learn about his and take some interest in them.

I've played the vidyas since I was a little boy. I still have an interest in them, not so much as playing them these days, but watching people play them on Twitch. Games were my choice for at home entertainment over watching shitty television sitcoms. I wish my parents asked any questions about my peculiar interests as a kid, but they never did. Play some Minecraft with the kid and you'll get to know him a little better, and maybe him seeing you take an interest in his hobbies will have him do shit you wanna do.

But what do I know? I'm just a Puerto Rican who hung out with Latin Kings most of his youth.
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Man I really want to get him away from screen time though. Letting him use an iPad and a computer is my biggest parenting regret.

My kid exclusively likes Roblox and Minecraft type open world sandbox games, which are my absolute least favorite thing in the world. I like highly linear narrative games.

Anyway he is always begging me to play these faggot roblox games, I guess I will make time to do it. They literally are slot machines for kids though. “Lifting Simulator” - you literally click the mouse in place thousands of times. There’s no game there.

I guess I’ll try.
 
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Have you tried getting the ex to cooperate? It sounds like she's a slob but surely she doesn't want your kid to be a bum. You can't be the only one pushing him to better himself.

Why'd you marry this pig anyway?
 
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Harry Kilmer said:
Man I really want to get him away from screen time though. Letting him use an iPad and a computer is my biggest parenting regret.

My kid exclusively likes Roblox and Minecraft type open world sandbox games, which are my absolute least favorite thing in the world. I like highly linear narrative games.

Anyway he is always begging me to play these faggot roblox games, I guess I will make time to do it. They literally are slot machines for kids though. “Lifting Simulator” - you literally click the mouse in place thousands of times. There’s no game there.

I guess I’ll try.
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How old is he? You said 10 correct? Just take the screens away for one week blocks of on and off.
 
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DeadWithoutMyDavid said:
Have you tried getting the ex to cooperate? It sounds like she's a slob but surely she doesn't want your kid to be a bum. You can't be the only one pushing him to better himself.

Why'd you marry this pig anyway?
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She’s actually not fat. She lives with her parents, who are fat, and they’re the ones giving my kid all this junk.

Why did I marry her? Because I knocked her up. I doubled down, a real Patrick move in hindsight but I had to try.
 
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