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I’m constantly disappointed in my kid and just want to give up.

AwfulManTitTankTop

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Given that he pussed out on camp I'd assume the scouts are a no go? I was in cub scouts and went through to boy scouts. I was a faggy kid because my Dad was always either out partying or sleeping it off. But being in the scouts taught me basic man shit and the guys that volunteered in it (idk what the fuck they're called I started smoking weed and gave that shit up real quick it's been 20 years) were good guys who (to my knowledge) weren't ass fucking the other kids on the trips. I was a real faggot too, I only ever went on one camping trip, but the experience was good for me overall.

Then again, what the fuck am I even saying. I would think the boy scouts are so synonymous with pederasty at this point that no father in their right mind would ever consider letting their kids do it. Idk man. It's a tough one. You're a good dude though and I'm sorry you're going through this.
 

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

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I’m a little hammered right now so I will probably delete this, but he threw a fit and had to leave camp. He couldn’t tough it out and make it one week? He never wants to do anything that challenges him.

His mother has made him a soft faggot. He copies her in every way. Won’t take a shit except in his own house, afraid of spiders, all this faggot shit. All he wants to do is be at her house where she doesn’t make him do anything, he eats pancakes AND ice cream every single day, and they lay on the couch and watch TV in between him playing video games.

Of course I make him exercise with me and eat healthy, practice music and a second language, have actual values and try to be a success in life, so he fucking hates staying with me. My main fear is that by the time he realizes his mother is a zero ambition whooooooooore he will already be the same thing.

Anyway I hate women. Hope everyone has a good Fourth of July weekend.
I think he needs tough love. Take him to a cabin in the woods for a vacation. Then make him earn his keep. The following scene is an instructional, I thoroughly recommend.

 

Punished Dan Mullen

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from my understanding "King of the Hill" is not a documentary.

However I feel that the relationship that Hank and Bobby have would be the best model for what OP is going through.

I wish OP all the best


I just realized that I didn't have to post the above because it adds zero to the conversation....the sad thing is the above was an Earnest answer
Nice giving out advice based ON A cartoon mate
 
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Given that he pussed out on camp I'd assume the scouts are a no go? I was in cub scouts and went through to boy scouts. I was a faggy kid because my Dad was always either out partying or sleeping it off. But being in the scouts taught me basic man shit and the guys that volunteered in it (idk what the fuck they're called I started smoking weed and gave that shit up real quick it's been 20 years) were good guys who (to my knowledge) weren't ass fucking the other kids on the trips. I was a real faggot too, I only ever went on one camping trip, but the experience was good for me overall.

Then again, what the fuck am I even saying. I would think the boy scouts are so synonymous with pederasty at this point that no father in their right mind would ever consider letting their kids do it. Idk man. It's a tough one. You're a good dude though and I'm sorry you're going through this.
You were a self-described faggy kid with what sounds like an effectively absent father and you didn't get molested by the Akela. You found the unicorn, friend.
 
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DeadWithoutMyDavid

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She’s actually not fat. She lives with her parents, who are fat, and they’re the ones giving my kid all this junk.

Why did I marry her? Because I knocked her up. I doubled down, a real Patrick move in hindsight but I had to try.
How'd you manage splitting up custody? Do you have to pay her? This is a subject that interests me because being married fucking sucks
 
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Yeah. Because I always feel stupid calling their stupid shit by the stupid names they call 'em.
Stuffed dolls are loveys or stuffies. Try sounding tough screaming about loveys.
I called them dollies the 3 or 4 times I asked her to put them away nicely and then referred to them as "this crap" when I yelled.
 
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