I’m constantly disappointed in my kid and just want to give up.

[johnnynoname]

quirky

omg thank you :)

 

[Zombie247]

 

[guest]

WWAW an Owenfarms "Day care center"? We enroll:

Bam's kids
Boomia
Harry Kilmer

who are them other "parents" (in quotes) here?

 

[Cumiace]

Maybe lay off the Great Santini stuff. Be "cool dad" with fishing trips and dirtbikes. No fruity instruments either, guitar only. And no tree forts. And if he's a bit on the husky side maybe a decent BJJ school(no strip mall McDojos) could offer some stealthyexercise

 

[johnnynoname]

Be "cool dad"

OP- don't do this.......don't be a dick but DO NOT be the "cool dad"

"cool dads" get the same respect from their kids as the "cool teacher" gets from their students

everybody remembers how the cool teachers wanted to be your friend, and the students would just exploit that....students would goof off, never do their homework, and "cool teacher" got fired two years later

 

[guest]

Why do you want to see a body picture of another guy’s kid? Very sick.

Because I'm actually Dutch and you know....

 

[guest]

What's funny is that about an hour and a half after reading this I yelled at my 4 year old daughter for leaving her dollies on the floor and made her cry, just in case you were thinking I was some perpetually composed and unflappable English gent.

I yelled at my youngest today too, it happens lol.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I would get your kid out of scouts, it's for aspies. And it's 10x worse for the psyche if the kids there follow the rules. Put him in a sport or have him learn useful self-defense. Not the tai kwon do gym next to the AMP. Take him to the gym for an hour and let him fuck around with video games after. There's nothing in scouts you can't do with your own son, and he would enjoy it more too. If this was at Long Lake I don't blame him it's fucking miserable.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Post a body picture, I'm calling fat if he eats pancakes and ice cream daily. I'm pretty sure not one of my kids ever ate that, we've had pancakes a dozen times in the past 7-8 years tops. Only when people stayed over and never with ice cream.

Fucking panty-sniffing deviant. Stop asking for KP (subpoena!) on the sly. Show us Boomia Jr.'s bussom so I can figure out how much butter I need to melt.

 

[CuntFucker]

butthurt faggot retard

 

[CuntFucker]

nice life stupid

 

[Feltch My Ass]

if you push your boy too hard one way he’s gonna go the other way

i know my dad used to call my fag so much growing up i thought “shit maybe he’s right”

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

That’s not my fault, stupid hooo-ore left me for some faggot covered in tattoos who was trying to be a DJ at age 40. Of course that ended in restraining orders, no fucking way I’d degrade myself by going back to that slut.

(O&A reference, Dan)

 

[Cancerfuck]

Of course I make him exercise with me and eat healthy, practice music and a second language, have actual values and try to be a success in life, so he fucking hates staying with me. My main fear is that by the time he realizes his mother is a zero ambition whooooooooore he will already be the same thing.

There's your problem, idiot. You're trying to pigeon-hole your child into things that you value without once thinking what he could value. See what interests him and encourage it, instead of shoving your own projections down his throat. You might have his best interests in mind, but you can't just unload all your shit on him without seeing what kind of person he is by exploring his own interests. Explore his own interests before yours and then gently guide him towards morality afterwards, fag.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What's funny is that about an hour and a half after reading this I yelled at my 4 year old daughter for leaving her dollies on the floor and made her cry, just in case you were thinking I was some perpetually composed and unflappable English gent.

Did you call them dollies?

 

[captain_kamala]

my kids would've turned out gay if i kept their dad in their lives.

 

[guest]

my kids would've turned out gay if i kept their dad in their lives.

More likely they'd die in gang violence by 11.

 

[guest]

Fucking panty-sniffing deviant. Stop asking for KP (subpoena!) on the sly. Show us Boomia Jr.'s bussom so I can figure out how much butter I need to melt.

I didn't ask for nudes, underwear shots would be fine.

 

[guest]

I would get your kid out of scouts, it's for aspies. And it's 10x worse for the psyche if the kids there follow the rules. Put him in a sport or have him learn useful self-defense. Not the tai kwon do gym next to the AMP. Take him to the gym for an hour and let him fuck around with video games after. There's nothing in scouts you can't do with your own son, and he would enjoy it more too. If this was at Long Lake I don't blame him it's fucking miserable.

Scouts used to be almost paramilitary, now it's for faggots. There really should be a white nationalist kid's scout group that could work.

 

[guest]

nice life stupid

Your sheer (maybe warranted) contempt for @Harry Kilmer is one of my go to rib busters.