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If you're wondering how English this WIP is turning out.

Uncle Floyd

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I read this dogshit again while I'm on the toilet and who calls that gag a jar of snakes anyways? I've always known it as a can of peanut brittle.
"Teehee! Niki! Come in here and open this jar of snakes."
"Don't you mean can of peanut brittle? It says so on the side. Right there. Peanut. Brittle."
"Quiet, child! And open the jar of snakes!"
 

TorqueWheeler

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That's a good point. Has he ever tried to put his stuff up by himself before? I remember seeing how easy it is to put stuff Amazon but I guess any amount of work is too much for Pig.
The point of writing books for Pig is to be able to tell people he’s a published author. He’s the type of 1.7 idiot who would rather make no money being published by someone else than make way more money doing it himself.
 

TorqueWheeler

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And Jack finds his victims by offering illegal abortions because the evil ruling class recently made them illegal. Fonald Drumpf. 1.7.
“Word is, someday an even more disgusting descendent of Jack would go on to steal a presidential election from the most qualified and perfect candidate there would ever be, guv.”
 
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He had an idea: Tiny Tim scalding a "street tough " with boiling oil. He wrote the idea down. I guaran-fucking-tee he hasn't written any of the story yet.
He didn't even have this idea. He stole it straight from the Watchmen movie. The Rorschach "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me" scene that he's quoted at least once. There's nothing original about him.

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