If you're wondering how English this WIP is turning out.

[BudDickman]

Successful writers might do this crowd-sourcing stuff just to engage with their fans, but the finished product should make it obvious that they did actual research and that they aren't just throwing shit at the wall. "Fake it till you make it" Pat can only pull off the "pretend to be incompetent just for laughs" part, except he's not pretending.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Probably a cauldron?

Based on how disgustingly fat he is I wouldn't be all that surprised if he kept a cauldron of bubbling hot lard next to the fart couch at all times so he can dunk in whatever filth he eats between Tweets.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The real question is will there be a Republicans Bad part. I say yes.

Evil fascist Tories

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Based on how disgustingly fat he is I wouldn't be all that surprised if he kept a cauldron of bubbling hot lard next to the fart couch at all times so he can dunk in whatever filth he eats between Tweets.

Doesn't everyone have a bubbling fondue pot on their end table?

 

[Jenna]

I guarantee it will not pass the Bechdel test and if it does, it's because i mentioned it here, Pat looked it up, and forced a scene to pass the Bechdel test.

I bet starship repo doesn't pass and Firstname Lastname is a female protagonist which makes it trivially easy

Most of his books do end up passing the Bechdel test, but it's only because he needs to make random characters female to flex his feminism.

Captain Kamala (the fictional one) will have a conversation about the ship with some random crew member, but that crew member will be female because females are superior to males when it comes to space travel.