If you're wondering how English this WIP is turning out.

[Mc.Faggot]

It’s so annoying Patrick is taking a Tomlinson all over Dicken’s with this trash

The only thing missing from the Chrismas Carol was muppets, it took a few decades, but that was fixed in the 90’s and we never looked back

It’s insane no one in his circle of “writers” has taken a swing at him over this

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

#ambiting
#ameating

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’s insane no one in his circle of “writers” has taken a swing at him over this

He takes up most of it, so it’s a pretty small circle. Also all pedos. Fat.

 

[guest]

"Street tough", he even writes like a complete faggot.

Ruffians abound in this Victorian tale of a fat illiterate D student. Giving his obviously poor study habits, my guess is Tiny Tim then jumped into a V12 Rolls Royce and made a get away.

 

[Harry Powell]

The entire concept is lame.

He is developmentally disabled.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

People usually ask why he makes posts like this or what's the point of spoiling his own book. It's because he knows it's shit and won't get published but he still wants all the credit and feel goods he can get from it anyways. He's a fat hack and he STINKS.

He had an idea: Tiny Tim scalding a "street tough " with boiling oil. He wrote the idea down. I guaran-fucking-tee he hasn't written any of the story yet.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Ruffians abound in this Victorian tale of a fat illiterate D student. Giving his obviously poor study habits, my guess is Tiny Tim then jumped into a V12 Rolls Royce and made a get away.

No Child, he meets William Shakespeare and inspires him to start writing

 

[guest]

No Child, he meets William Shakespeare and inspires him to start writing

Well Pat is a stickler for historical accuracy and he recalls answering Shakespeare lived in the mid 1800's. Doesn't matter he's off by hundreds of years because what he believes is what's real.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Well Pat is a stickler for historical accuracy and he recalls answering Shakespeare lived in the mid 1800's. Doesn't matter he's off by hundreds of years because what he believes is what's real.

Baby Child, you didn’t read the Chapter were Tiny Tim discovered the time machine

I’m sorry I can’t help you little one

 

[Uncle Floyd]

No Child, he meets William Shakespeare and inspires him to start writing

With H. G. Wells's time machine.

Pat ripping off Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (and the Bach subplot) would be likely, but we know he's never read Douglas Adams.

 

[Stent]

No Child, he meets William Shakespeare and inspires him to start writing

He also meets up with King Richard The Lionheart and shows him how to remove the sword from the stone by using his crutch as a lever. Science!

 

[Midian9876]

Imagine working on this between now and next Christmas instead of getting a real job.

And yes, Jack the Ripper is the killer, we all see the surprise from a mile away

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I hope he passes away before being able to compete this.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It’s so annoying Patrick is taking a Tomlinson all over Dicken’s with this trash

The only thing missing from the Chrismas Carol was muppets, it took a few decades, but that was fixed in the 90’s and we never looked back

It’s insane no one in his circle of “writers” has taken a swing at him over this

None of them are real writers and they're all bad as each other.

I can't actually believe he's going on about how English something is but doesn't know mugging is just mugging all over the English speaking world and saying kettle to the Brits would probably make them think you're boiling water not heating oil. What a fucking dunce.

 

[guest]

I've changed my mind, I can't wait to read this. It's going to be so fucking bad and will provide weeks if not months of milk.

 

[guest]

Rick is filling his book with random facts you could find in any number of shitty subreddits. "Here's some stuff I looked up, take this instead of plot or decent characters"
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This must be what an autistic retard's idea of a joke is. I can't believe that even 1.7 is dumb enough to believe that any of this is true.

 

[Meownaw]

I read this dogshit again while I'm on the toilet and who calls that gag a jar of snakes anyways? I've always known it as a can of peanut brittle.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I've changed my mind, I can't wait to read this. It's going to be so fucking bad and will provide weeks if not months of milk.

Oh, has a publisher gotten involved?

 

[guest]

Oh, has a publisher gotten involved?

I highly doubt it but you know he'll put at least some of it out himself

 

[Meownaw]

I highly doubt it but you know he'll put at least some of it out himself

That's a good point. Has he ever tried to put his stuff up by himself before? I remember seeing how easy it is to put stuff Amazon but I guess any amount of work is too much for Pig.