You have piss teeth, staples for eyebrows, mongoloid eyes and sex offender pattern baldness.
@The Torquis de Lard has sharpshootered many crocodiles, handsome, over 5'4 and 3 inches. He's your superior in everyway, masshole.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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If Nice Podcast, Stupid was to return with a different host, who would you like it to be?
@The Torquis de Lard has sharpshootered many crocodiles, handsome, over 5'4 and 3 inches. He's your superior in everyway, masshole.
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I'd rather be ugly, fat, and bald than a cucked Australian faggot.You have piss teeth, staples for eyebrows, mongoloid eyes and sex offender pattern baldness.
@The Torquis de Lard has sharpshootered many crocodiles, handsome, over 5'4 and 3 inches. He's your superior in everyway, masshole.
I finally broke baby boy.
What's it like being in your forties, being ugly as you, and being so impudent with White women that you fly in Jimmy Snuka to scrub shit for a living?
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So you admit that you're THE Dan Mullen from The Friday Night Football Funtime Podcast? What's the haps?
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What's it like not having a good job, nice house, or a wife?
Do the bit where you apologize to an alt account again. It only gets worse for you.
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Do the bit where you suck my dick.
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Genuine question. I heard Flavia is pregnant. Is the father a water buffalo or an elephant?
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Hey bud, I'm glad you didnt get the herp. Genuinely.
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Thanks. Now answer my question.
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This is not a conversation, child.
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Why bother? Dan didn't do that.
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It's not a good look that you can't play along with 1 of the most iconic O&A lines.
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I don't get any of the references. That's the bit.
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He’s not Dan. Great bit though