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I wanna see the debtor's movie!

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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It's just so child-like. The "point defense laser turrets" are even drawn is as little pew-pew nodules. This is beyond embarrassing. I get so fucking embarrassed for pat sometimes.
Just and added thought: do you think Hemingway drew little pictures of Santiago's boat with leader lines pointing to things like "nets"? Would that seem ridiculous?
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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This shit broke my wife's heart when I explained it to her. She thought all the old Hubble pictures were like looking out a space ship window. Eventually I bought a telescope just so I could show her a visible nebula, which just looks like a hazy cloud. Kinda felt bad after that, tbh. Felt like telling a kid there was no Santa.
So now what do you do with the telescope after purchasing for a one-time own of your wife
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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That fucking thing had one outing then has sat in our garage since.
I did that too. She used it once to look at the moon. Then I broke it while messing with it and turned it into an ashtray.

Turns out she wanted the $7000 model that let's her sit on her ass inside and push buttons to point at things.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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